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"'''Kyle's Mom's a Bitch'''" is the name of a song sung by [[Eric Cartman]] to [[Kyle Broflovski]] about [[Sheila Broflovski|Kyle's mom]].
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"'''Kyle's Mom's a Bitch'''" is the name of a song sung by [[Eric Cartman]] to [[Kyle Broflovski]] about [[Sheila Broflovski|Kyle's mom]].
   
The first occurrence of the song was in the episode, [[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]], when Cartman was upset with Kyle's mom for ruining Christmas. The song upset Kyle, and as Cartman sang it, [[Mr. Hankey]] came to life and launched himself at Cartman as the song ended.
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The first occurrence of the song was in the episode, [[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]], when Cartman was upset with Kyle's mom for ruining Christmas. The song upset Kyle, and as Cartman sang it, [[Mr. Hankey]] came to life and launched himself at Cartman as the song ended.
   
In ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]'', Cartman was angry that Sheila was now going to have [[Terrance and Phillip]] executed and lead a war with [[Canada]]. This time, the song contained much more bad language including the use of the word "fuck", as well as a verse of the song being sung by children from around the world in different languages. At the end of the song, Cartman turned around to see Sheila directly behind him.
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In ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]'', Cartman was angry that Sheila was now going to have [[Terrance and Phillip]] executed and lead a war with [[Canada]]. This time, the song contained much more bad language including the use of the word "fuck", as well as a verse of the song being sung by children from around the world in different languages. At the end of the song, Cartman turned around to see Sheila directly behind him.
   
 
== Lyrics ==
 
== Lyrics ==
   
Wellllll...
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Wellllll...
   
Kyle's mom's a bitch
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Kyle's mom's a bitch
   
She's a big fat bitch
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She's a big fat bitch
   
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
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She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
   
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
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She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
   
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
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She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
   
On Monday she's a bitch
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On Monday she's a bitch
   
On Tuesday she's a bitch
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On Tuesday she's a bitch
   
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch
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On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch
   
Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super King Kamehameha beatch!
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Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super King Kamehameha beatch!
   
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
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Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
   
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
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She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
   
She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair
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She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair
   
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
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Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
   
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch
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Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch
   
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch
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Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch
   
For tons of kids around the world it might go something like this:
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For tons of kids around the world it might go something like this:
   
 
(Chinese verse, French verse, Dutch verse, African tribal verse)
 
(Chinese verse, French verse, Dutch verse, African tribal verse)
   
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
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Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
   
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
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She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
   
She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair
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She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair
   
 
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
 
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
   
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch
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Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch
   
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch
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Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch
   
I really mean it
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I really mean it
   
Kyles mom, she's a big fat fucking Biiiiiiitch
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Kyles mom, she's a big fat fucking Biiiiiiitch
   
Big old fat fucking bitch
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Big old fat fucking bitch
   
Yeah kyles Moooooom
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Yeah kyles Moooooom
   
 
Yeah! Chaaaa!
 
Yeah! Chaaaa!

Revision as of 06:57, 30 June 2009

thumb|300px|right|Kyle's Mom's A Bitch


"Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" is the name of a song sung by Eric Cartman to Kyle Broflovski about Kyle's mom.

The first occurrence of the song was in the episode, Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, when Cartman was upset with Kyle's mom for ruining Christmas. The song upset Kyle, and as Cartman sang it, Mr. Hankey came to life and launched himself at Cartman as the song ended.

In South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Cartman was angry that Sheila was now going to have Terrance and Phillip executed and lead a war with Canada. This time, the song contained much more bad language including the use of the word "fuck", as well as a verse of the song being sung by children from around the world in different languages. At the end of the song, Cartman turned around to see Sheila directly behind him.

Lyrics

Wellllll...

Kyle's mom's a bitch

She's a big fat bitch

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch

She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

On Monday she's a bitch

On Tuesday she's a bitch

On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch

Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super King Kamehameha beatch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch

Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch

For tons of kids around the world it might go something like this:

(Chinese verse, French verse, Dutch verse, African tribal verse)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair

She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch

Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch

I really mean it

Kyles mom, she's a big fat fucking Biiiiiiitch

Big old fat fucking bitch

Yeah kyles Moooooom

Yeah! Chaaaa!

Trivia

  • The song's Les Miserables counterpart is "Master of the House" as it is a comedic song sung by a major antagonist.