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|name = Kyle's Mom's a Bitch
 
|name = Kyle's Mom's a Bitch
 
|album = ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut/Soundtrack|South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Soundtrack]]''
 
|album = ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut/Soundtrack|South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Soundtrack]]''
 
|writer = [[Trey Parker]]
 
|writer = [[Trey Parker]]
 
|performer = [[Eric Cartman]]
 
|performer = [[Eric Cartman]]
|episode = "[[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]]"<br>''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]"
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|episode = "[[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]]"<br>''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]''
 
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{{Featured Winner|April 2016}}
'''"Kyle's Mom's a Bitch"''' is a song featured in the [[Season One]] episode, "[[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]]" and in the South Park movie, "[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]".
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'''"Kyle's Mom's a Bitch"''' is a song featured in the [[Season One]] episode, "[[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]]" and in the South Park movie, ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]''.
   
 
==Background==
 
==Background==
 
The song was first sung in the episode, "[[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]]", when [[Eric Cartman]] was upset with [[Sheila Broflovski|Kyle's mom]] for ruining Christmas. The song upset both [[Kyle Broflovski]] and [[Mr. Hankey]]; as Cartman sang it, Mr. Hankey came to life and launched himself at Cartman as the song ended.
 
The song was first sung in the episode, "[[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]]", when [[Eric Cartman]] was upset with [[Sheila Broflovski|Kyle's mom]] for ruining Christmas. The song upset both [[Kyle Broflovski]] and [[Mr. Hankey]]; as Cartman sang it, Mr. Hankey came to life and launched himself at Cartman as the song ended.
   
In ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]'', Cartman was angry that Sheila had started a war against [[Canada]] and was now going to have [[Terrance and Phillip]] executed. This time, the song contained much more bad language, including the use of the word "fuck", and a verse of the song being sung by children from around the world in different languages. Cartman continued singing the song without realizing that the person he was singing about was directly behind him and boy was she mad. In retaliation, she placed a V-chip on Cartman's brain to prevent him from further swearing, much to his chagrin.
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In ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]'', Cartman was angry that Sheila had started a war against [[Canada]] and was now going to have [[Terrance and Phillip]] executed. This time, the song contained much more bad language, including the use of the word "fuck", and a verse of the song being sung by children from around the world in different languages. Cartman continued singing the song without realizing that the person he was singing about was directly behind him and boy was she mad. In response, she had a V-chip placed on Cartman's brain to prevent him from further swearing.
   
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
[[File:Kyle-moms-a-bitch-300x174-1-.jpg|thumb|250px|The French version of the song.]]
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[[File:South_park_BLU_4.png|thumb|240px|The French version of the song.]]
*The song uses the word "bitch" 56 times, not counting French, Swahili, Dutch, or Chinese. The song only lasts approximately 71 seconds, which makes for .8 uses of the word 'bitch' per second.
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*The song uses the word "bitch" 56 times, not counting French, Swahili, Dutch, or Chinese. The song only lasts approximately 71 seconds, which makes for 8 uses of the word 'bitch' per second.
*When Sheila arrives, there is a minor mistake in her stance. When the camera is zoomed out, she is standing with her arm down and she's slightly to the right of Cartman. When the camera zooms in, she is standing behind him in a bit of slump with her hands on her hips.
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*When Sheila arrives, there is a minor mistake in her stance. When the camera is zoomed out, she is standing with her arm down and slightly to the right of Cartman. When the camera zooms in, she is standing behind him in a bit of slump with her hands on her hips.
 
*When the song moves to China, the girl at the far right of the screen is one mouth movement behind the others.
 
*When the song moves to China, the girl at the far right of the screen is one mouth movement behind the others.
 
*This song is sung to a traditional polka beat.
 
*This song is sung to a traditional polka beat.
*The "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo" version of the song can be found on ''[[Chef Aid: The South Park Album]]'', as a bonus song immediately following the track "Mentally Dull (Think Tank Remix)".
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*The "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo" version of the song can be found on ''[[Chef Aid: The South Park Album]]'', as a bonus song immediately following the track "[[Mentally Dull (Think Tank Remix)]]".
 
*A rap version by rapper Joe C. was featured on ''South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut'' soundtrack album.
 
*A rap version by rapper Joe C. was featured on ''South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut'' soundtrack album.
*When the song switches to Dutch, a person resembling [[Pip]] can be seen.
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*When the song switches to Dutch, a person resembling [[Pip Pirrip]] can be seen.
 
*The "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo" version can also be heard in Cartman's closet in ''[[South Park: The Stick of Truth]]''.
 
*The "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo" version can also be heard in Cartman's closet in ''[[South Park: The Stick of Truth]]''.
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*An instrumental version of the song plays when fighting [[Sheila Broflovski|Sheila]] in ''[[South Park: The Fractured But Whole]]''.
   
 
==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
 
==="[[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]]"===
 
==="[[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]]"===
<poem><i>O-ho. Weeeeeeeeeellll
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<poem><i>Weeeeeeeeeellll
 
Kyle's mom is a bitch,
 
Kyle's mom is a bitch,
 
she's a big fat bitch,
 
she's a big fat bitch,
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Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
 
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
 
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
 
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
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She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
 
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
 
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
   
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(Chinese)
 
(Chinese)
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凱子的媽媽是個潑婦, 她是基佬秘術大師, 我只想説, 摸了被她變潑婦!
凱爾的媽媽是婊子一個婊子
 
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Kǎizi de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù!
Kǎi ěr de māmā shìgè biǎo zi yīgè biǎo zi,
 
 
(French)
 
(French)
 
Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier,
 
Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier,
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Big ole fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom!
 
Big ole fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom!
 
Yeah, Chaaaa!</i></poem>
 
Yeah, Chaaaa!</i></poem>
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[[es:La Madre de Kyle es una Zorra]]
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[[zh:凯尔的妈妈是婊子]]
 
[[Category:Songs]]
 
[[Category:Songs]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Eric Cartman]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Eric Cartman]]
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[[Category:Lyrics]]
 
[[Category:Original Songs]]
 
[[Category:Original Songs]]
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[[Category:Group Songs]]

Revision as of 11:57, 15 September 2020

April 2016 Featured Article Winner

"Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" is a song featured in the Season One episode, "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" and in the South Park movie, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.

Background

The song was first sung in the episode, "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo", when Eric Cartman was upset with Kyle's mom for ruining Christmas. The song upset both Kyle Broflovski and Mr. Hankey; as Cartman sang it, Mr. Hankey came to life and launched himself at Cartman as the song ended.

In South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Cartman was angry that Sheila had started a war against Canada and was now going to have Terrance and Phillip executed. This time, the song contained much more bad language, including the use of the word "fuck", and a verse of the song being sung by children from around the world in different languages. Cartman continued singing the song without realizing that the person he was singing about was directly behind him and boy was she mad. In response, she had a V-chip placed on Cartman's brain to prevent him from further swearing.

Trivia

South park BLU 4

The French version of the song.

  • The song uses the word "bitch" 56 times, not counting French, Swahili, Dutch, or Chinese. The song only lasts approximately 71 seconds, which makes for 8 uses of the word 'bitch' per second.
  • When Sheila arrives, there is a minor mistake in her stance. When the camera is zoomed out, she is standing with her arm down and slightly to the right of Cartman. When the camera zooms in, she is standing behind him in a bit of slump with her hands on her hips.
  • When the song moves to China, the girl at the far right of the screen is one mouth movement behind the others.
  • This song is sung to a traditional polka beat.
  • The "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo" version of the song can be found on Chef Aid: The South Park Album, as a bonus song immediately following the track "Mentally Dull (Think Tank Remix)".
  • A rap version by rapper Joe C. was featured on South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut soundtrack album.
  • When the song switches to Dutch, a person resembling Pip Pirrip can be seen.
  • The "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo" version can also be heard in Cartman's closet in South Park: The Stick of Truth.
  • An instrumental version of the song plays when fighting Sheila in South Park: The Fractured But Whole.

Lyrics

"Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo"

Weeeeeeeeeellll
Kyle's mom is a bitch,
she's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch,
If there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a bitch,
on Tuesday she's a bitch,
on Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair,
she a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
she's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Kyle's mom is a BI-I-I-ITCH aahh.

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Weeeeeeeeeellll
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!

Come on! You all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!)

Talk to kids around the world,
And it might go a little bit something like this:

(Chinese)
凱子的媽媽是個潑婦, 她是基佬秘術大師, 我只想説, 摸了被她變潑婦!
Kǎizi de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù!
(French)
Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier,
(Dutch)
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was,
(Swahili)
Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana.

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch!

Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I really mean it.
Kyle's mom, she's a big fat fucking bitch!
Big ole fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom!
Yeah, Chaaaa!


Songs from Season One
Ave Satani | Bar-bura, Bar-bura | Canon in D | Christmas Lovin' | Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel | Gonna Fly | Happy, Happy, Happy | Happy Birthday to You | Hot Lava | I Love to Singa | I Remember When We Fell in Love | I'm Gonna Be On Television | I'm Gonna Make Love to You, Woman | If My Friends Could See Me Now | It's Okay to Be Gay | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Kumbaya | Kyle's Mom's a Bitch | Love Gravy | Loving the Football | Lovin' You | Make Love, Even When I'm Dead | Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo | No Substitute | Now You're a Man | Oh Kathie Lee | Pig and Elephant DNA Just Won't Splice | Rabartu Smitu, Rabartu Smitu | Romeo and Juliet | Santa Claus is On His Way | School Days | Shadow Dancing | The Lonely Jew on Christmas | There You Are! | Waitin' On a Women | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | We're All Special

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season One | Season One


Songs from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Blame Canada | Eyes of a Child | Hell Isn't Good | I Can Change | I'm Super | It's Easy, Mmm'kay | Kyle's Mom's a Bitch | La Resistance | Mountain Town | Mountain Town (Reprise) | The Mole's Reprise | Uncle Fucka | Up There | Wendy's Song | What Would Brian Boitano Do? | What Would Brian Boitano Do? Pt. II

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut | South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut