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Kip Drordy, voiced by Trey Parker, is a third grader at South Park Elementary. His first, and so far only, appearance is in "You have 0 Friends" where he is a major character.

Character

Kip seems to be an outcast who has no friends at all. In fact, he went six months on Facebook without a single friend request. As a result, he seemed to suffer from severe depression, and would sit at his computer all day, waiting and praying for a friend request. This changed when Kyle Broflovski felt sorry for him and added him as a result.

Kyle's addition overjoyed Kip who began thinking of Kyle's Facebook friendship as a much deeper thing, and began to address Kyle as his best friend. He would then proceed to tell his parents all the inane details of their collective Facebook updates.

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Kip and his "Crying Clown" poster

Unfortunately, Kip's status a loser negatively affected Kyle who lost all his friends except for Kyle and later Stan. Although reluctant at first, Kyle eventually removed him as a friend, resulting in Kip falling back into his depressed state. However by the end of the episode he had 845,323 friends on Facebook (due to the fact that Stan shut down his profile and transferred his friends to Kip). His birthday is July 17.

Appearance

He has brown hair that is long, scraggly and parted down the middle. He wears a green shirt, and blue shorts. His hair also seems to be receding on the forehead, like his father. He either has an over-bite or is simply biting on his lower lip. When depressed he positions himself in the exact same ways a "Crying Clown" poster on his wall.

Family

Kip has a mother and a father, whose names are currently unknown. They both appear to be extremely loving and supportive of their son, who both seem to realize much to their sorrow his an outcast with no friends. As such they are willing to listen to his inane rambling about Kip's "friend" Kyle. Thy may or may not realize that Kip is talking about Facebook, and not an actual human interactive friend.

Episode Appearances

  • "You have 0 Friends" His first, and so far only, appearance.

Trivia

  • Kip's official Facebook can be found by clicking here (this was set up by a member of South Park Studios).

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