Her parents throw a birthday party for her with other kindergartners in their backyard. They invite Randy Marsh, a cock magician going by the stage name of the Amazingly Randy, to perform for the children. When the performance starts, the parents return to the kitchen to prepare the cake. Unbeknownst to them, Randy's cock magic tricks are performed with his penis. One of the tricks involves putting his penis into a magic box and sawing through it. The trick goes wrong and he cuts his penis off, spurting blood. The parents mistake the kindergartners' screams of horror for being excited by the show. Randy tells this kindergartner girl to reach behind her ear, as his penis had fallen there and is still wiggling. She hands it to him, utterly horrified.
It is then that her parents see what has happened and call the police. However, Harrison Yates accuses them of making a false cock magic report because he believes that cock magic is the card game Magic: The Gathering (CCG). He then arrests the girl's mother who was the one who called the police. The girl looks on, screaming and crying in her father's arms.
The kindergartner girl has dark brown pigtails with bangs tied with green ribbons. She wears a pink collared shirt with a large green button, green pants, and black shoes.
- "Trapper Keeper" - Votes and supports Ike in the elections for kindergarten class president.
- "Helen Keller! The Musical" - Seen in the Kindergarten play.
- "It Hits the Fan" - Seen in the classroom.
- "Proper Condom Use" - Seen in the kindergarten classroom while Mr. Garrison was teaching about sex education.
- "Butt Out" - Seen in the assembly.
- "AWESOM-O" - Seen laughing in the crowd when a video of Cartman as Britney Spears in "Touch My Body" was shown.
- "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" - Seen with the class.
- "Canada on Strike" - Seen at the assembly about how important Canada is.
- "Funnybot" - Seen at Jimmy Valmer's award show and held hostage at the school gymnasium.
- "Cock Magic" - Celebrates her birthday and watches the Randy show. Later, she sees her mother being arrested by the police.
- "Safe Space" - Seen at the school assembly and in the kindergarten classroom right before Butters attempts suicide.
- "Time To Get Cereal" - Seen in the school's playground, after evacuation.