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Kevern Zaksor, also known as Baby Fark McGee-zax, posed as a notorious gangster who was under pursuit by the Intergalactic Police for stealing "space cash". He was only seen in the episode, "Pinewood Derby".


When Randy Marsh and Stan Marsh accidentally built a pinewood derby racer capable of interstellar space flight, this alerts an outlaw named "Baby Fark McGee-zax" to hold the entire Planet Earth hostage with one laser gun until Randy and Stan can fix his spaceship's broken warp drive.

They were unable to accomplish this task. Instead, Randy tells Stan to stab Baby Fark McGeezax with the shank in the neck. Stan reluctantly complied, and stabs Baby Fark McGeezax, presumably killing him.

The space outlaw was revealed to be an ambassador to new world testing, named Kevern Zaksor and the entire chain of events was a test to see if Earth was worthy of joining the intergalactic community, known as the Federation of Planets.

He tested humanity by giving them space cash and seeing if they would return it to the aliens. They failed miserably and spent it all until Kevern revealed that space cash is only worth what the humans decided it was worth. He berated the humans for their evident stupidity. As punishment for not returning the aforementioned space cash, the Earth is isolated from the rest of the Universe forever.


Kevern's most notable features are his pink skin and the two appendages sticking upwards from his forehead. He also has a small tuft of black hair between those two appendages. He wears a long-sleeve shirt with blue trim, as well as blue shoulder pads. He carries a revolver style laser gun.


While initially appearing as a stereotypical criminal, he is later revealed as the Ambassador to New Planet Testing. He is quite mean, ridiculing the humans for their low intelligence. His mannerisms and speech as Baby Fark McGeezax are modeled after 1940s actor James Cagney.


Minor Characters from Season Thirteen
Annie | Ashley | Bea Arthur | Billy Mays | Butters' Friends | Butters' Kissing Company | Caine | Carlos Mencia | Casey Miller | David Carradine | DJ AM | Dom DeLuise | Dr. Land | Dr. Phillips | Ed McMahon | Ellen DeGeneres | Emmett Hollis | Emperor Akihito | Farrah Fawcett | Ghost Hunters | Harley Riders | Heidi | Intergalactic Police | Jonas Brothers | Kanye West | Kevern Zaksor | Mickey Mouse | Mr. Conners | Mr. Hollis | Mysterion | Natasha Richardson | Oscar G. Mayer Jr. | Paolo Captain | Patrick Swayze | Paul Watson | Pi-Pi | Queef Sisters | Sally Darson | Samantha Dunskin | Smurfs | Tammy Warner | The "FAGS" Boys | Vince McMahon | Wrestling Takedown Federation | Wrestling Tryout Participants | Yukio Hatoyama

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Thirteen | Season Thirteen