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"Just a Little Girl" is a song sung posthumously by Michael Jackson, while his soul possessed Kyle Broflovski's little brother, Ike, in the Season Thirteen episode, "Dead Celebrities".


Michael, and other recently dead celebrities, are trapped in purgatory waiting for the pop singer to realize that he is dead, in order to move on to either Heaven or Hell.

While possessed by the spirit of Michael Jackson, Ike has taken on Jackson's talent and mannerisms, such as singing and dancing. Jackson's only wish, before moving on, is to be recognized as a little white girl and to win a beauty pageant. After performing in a pageant, Michael's soul was finally free to join the other celebrities.


I'm just a little girl. Hee hee!
A dainty little thing!
I know you want to be,
A little white girl like me!
Hee hee he!


  • The song's tune and melody is actually "You Are Not Alone", which was actually performed by the real Michael Jackson.

Songs from Season Thirteen
Bullet with Butterfly Wings | Fuck the Pain Away | Gay Fish | Hava Nagila | I've Got a Ring on My Finger | Japanese Prison Blues | Just a Little Girl | Love You Bay-Bay | Minorities at my Water Park | Poker Face ft. Cartman | Pomp and Circumstance: March No. 1 | Queef Free | Somalian Pirates We | We're Going to the Water Park | Wrestling Audition Song

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Thirteen | Season Thirteen