Joozians are an alien species that control all media in the universe. They only appear in "Cancelled". The aliens don't listen to the boys at first while explaining that after 100 episodes, series start to decline in sensibility. This is followed by scenes where they take the boys to lunch, go to a topless bar, and visit a prostitute's hotel room. The two Joozians then, very drunk and high on "blach", begin sucking on each others' "jagons" and sticking their fingers in each others "thrushers", actions depicted as being highly erotic and, seemingly, inappropriate. Kenny takes a picture of it, and the boys then blackmail the aliens with it. The Joozians agree to erase everyone's memory of the truth about Earth.
- They are a parody of Jews.