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The Jonas Brothers are an American pop-rock boy band, famous for their appeal to "tweens". They appear in "The Ring" and made a brief cameo in "A History Channel Thanksgiving".


"The List"[]

A poster of Joe Jonas is seen hung on the wall of the girls' Pleases & Sparkles club.

"The Ring"[]

In an attempt to lure her into a sexual relationship, Kenny McCormick takes his new girlfriend, Tammy Warner to a Jonas Brothers concert, after discovering that they apparently cause her to become sexually aroused. After the concert, the Jonas Brothers invite several girls into their dressing room, where the girls assume they are there to give the boys blow jobs. The boys are confused by the aroused girls, and instead, preach to the girls about their religious faith, and then give the girls purity rings in an attempt to encourage them to not engage in any sort of "naughty" behavior such as sex, drugs, watching "naughty TV shows", or swearing.

While the boys are successful at doing this, it is revealed that the Brothers dislike the idea of forcing the rings on the girls, wanting their careers to be about their music. Mickey Mouse, their boss and the owner of the Disney Corporation, forces them to promote the rings, as he wants to sell sex to little girls, but without parents realizing it. When the Brothers try to back out of their deal with Disney, Mickey Mouse proceeds to brutally beat Joe Jonas, the lead singer, to keep them in line. After the boys reveal the truth behind Mickey's plan, the Jonas Brothers were freed from his control.


In the film featuring Funnybot having sex with two girls, two posters, one featuring headshots of the three brothers and another promoting Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience, can be seen on the bedroom wall.

"A History Channel Thanksgiving"[]

The Jonas Brothers made a brief cameo in a music video that Butters was watching until his father changed the station to something "educational".

"Member Berries"[]

President Garrison and Caitlyn Jenner are briefly shown dancing to "Cake by the Ocean", a song by Joe Jonas's band DNCE.


They are all similar in appearance, having similar facial features.

Kevin Jonas[]

Kevin wears a black vest, white "dress" shirt, a pink undershirt, tan pants, and black "dress" shoes.

Joe Jonas[]

Joe wears a red "dress" shirt, a gray tie, black pants, and white sneakers.

Nick Jonas[]

Nick wears a tan coat, a light blue and yellow shirt, dark gray pants, and black and white, gray trimmed sneakers.


They all have similar personalities, having good moral centers as well as being compassionate about their music, to such an extent that they challenged Mickey Mouse's unethical aims, even though they knew they would get in trouble.


Minor Characters from Season Thirteen
Annie | Ashley | Bea Arthur | Billy Mays | Butters' Friends | Butters' Kissing Company | Caine | Carlos Mencia | Casey Miller | David Carradine | DJ AM | Dom DeLuise | Dr. Land | Dr. Phillips | Ed McMahon | Ellen DeGeneres | Emmett Hollis | Emperor Akihito | Farrah Fawcett | Ghost Hunters | Harley Riders | Heidi | Intergalactic Police | Jonas Brothers | Kanye West | Kevern Zaksor | Mickey Mouse | Mr. Conners | Mr. Hollis | Mysterion | Natasha Richardson | Oscar G. Mayer Jr. | Paolo Captain | Patrick Swayze | Paul Watson | Pi-Pi | Queef Sisters | Sally Darson | Samantha Dunskin | Smurfs | Tammy Warner | The "FAGS" Boys | Vince McMahon | Wrestling Takedown Federation | Wrestling Tryout Participants | Yukio Hatoyama

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