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Johnnie Cochran was a famous attorney who worked for many famous and wealthy clients and is considered one of the best lawyers of all time. He represented Capitalists Records, the record company that sued Chef over the rights to a song named "Stinky Britches" and won in "Chef Aid", by using the Chewbacca Defense. He later helped Chef after being inspired by the boys' fundraising concert, Chef Aid.


Cochran wears a blue suit, white "dress" shirt, black tie, black-framed, circular glasses, and a black shoes.


He is intelligent as well as manipulative, easily tricking two juries to take his side only using the "Chewbacca Defense".



  • He appeared among the 200 celebrities that want to sue South Park in "200", despite being dead in reality.
  • The "Chewbacca defense" is a parody of his work as O.J. Simpson's defense attorney in the latter's highly publicized murder trial, hinging on his quote "if it doesn't fit, you must acquit!", which originally referred to a glove found at the crime scene which Cochran explained was too small to fit on Simpson's hand.


Minor Characters from Season Two
34-Year-Old Asian Man Who Looks Strikingly Similar to Ricardo Montalbán | Alanis Morissette | Alexandra Cartman | America's Most Wanted Actors | Big Black Scary Monster | Bob Denver | Bob Thomas | Book Mobile Driver | Boy with Red Shirt | Brent Musburger | Brett Favre | Buck | Buck Jr. | Buddy Ebsen | Calvin | Canadian Judge | Carrot Top | Cartman's Unnamed Relatives | Celine Dion | Charles Manson | Charlie | Chinese Commentators | Chinese Dodgeball Players | COPS TV Film Crew | Cosette | Creamy Goodness | Dr. Schwartz | Dr. Katz | Dr. Tristan Adams | Dwight Schultz | Elvin Cartman | Eric Roberts | The Evil Boys | Fat Bob | Flo Kimble | Florence Cartman | Fred Cartman | Fred Savage | Frida | George Peppard | Harold Cartman | Howard Cartman | Jesus and Pals Producer | Johnnie Cochran | John Postum | John Walsh | Judge Moses | Kevin | Larry | Leslie | Lisa Cartman | Mabel Cartman | Marcus | Michael Jackson Fan | Mr. Big Record Producer | Mr. Freely | Mr. Romero | Mr. T | Mr. Twig | Mrs. Stevens | Murrey Broflovski | Nurse Gollum | Ozzy Osbourne | Peter | Phyllis | Robert Redford | Roy | Runaway Girls | Sally Dion | Scott | Shari Lewis | Sid Greenfield | Spookyfish | Steve Irwin | Stevie Wonder | Stu | Swimming Instructor | Teenage Hippies | Tiny Alien | Tom | Tom and Mary | Tommy Fritz | Toto | Ugly Bob | Uncle Stinky | Underpants Gnomes | Unplanned Parenthood Counselor | Van Gelder | Washington Dodgeball Players | Young Hippie

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Two | Season Two