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John Warsog is the head of Cartoon Central who appears in the Season One episode "Death".


When Sheila Broflovski tries to rally up the townspeople to protest getting Terrance and Phillip off the air, John Warsog comes out of the building to give a statement, however his statement is him simply saying "fuck you" and mooning the crowd.

By the end of the episode, the protest gets too out of hand, so John agrees to take Terrance and Phillip of the air and instead replace it with She's the Sheriff.


John wears a black business suit, a white undershirt, a black tie, gray pants, and black shoes. He has brown poofy hair and brown eyebrows.


Minor Characters from Season One
Anthropologist | Barbra Streisand | Bill Denkins | Bob Johnson | Bob Saget | Chief Running Water | Clone Stan Marsh | Damien Thorn | Death | Denver Broncos | Doctor Tom | Don King | Elton John | Enrique | Ethiopian Tribe | Fluffy | Frank Hammond and Phil | Geraldo Rivera | Great-Great-Grandpa Marsh | Hakeem Korashki | Halfy | John Warsog | Kathie Lee Gifford | Kyle's Elephant | Leonard Maltin | Michael Buffer | Midget Wearing a Bikini | Milo | Mr. Allen | Mr. Kitty | Mr. McDonald | Ms. Ellen | Mutant Turkeys | Patrick Duffy | Photographer | Quadriplegic Swiss Man on a Pony | Rex | Richard Stamos | Robert Smith | Sally Struthers | Scuzzlebutt | Sidney Poitier | Sparky | Starvin' Marvin | Stevens Family | Suzanne Somers | Sylvester | Ted | Tom Pusslicker | Unnamed Couple | Visitors | Weight Gain 4000 Ad Actor

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season One | Season One