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John Postum is the owner of the Harbucks coffee shop who appears in the Season Two episode "Gnomes".


John Postum is first seen asking Richard Tweak if he can buy out the Tweek Bros. Coffeehouse, but Richard refuses, resulting in John opening his coffee shop Harbucks right next door to Tweek Bros. Coffeehouse. He is seen in a debate against The Boys on whether Harbucks should be allowed to open in South Park and loses.

Later on he tries to get the townspeople into Harbucks by dressing as a camel mascot named Camel Joe, but fails. While he was going to be kicked out of South Park if Prop 10 passed, the townspeople changed their minds after actually tasting Harbucks coffee, which ended up being good.


John Postum has curly brown hair and brown eyebrows. He normally wears a dark blue business suit with a white undershirt and a black tie as well as dark blue pants and black shoes. As Camel Joe, he wears a large pink camel suit with a tuft of brown hair and large white gloves as well as a giant mouth with pink teeth where his head fits and a purple fez.


Minor Characters from Season Two
34-Year-Old Asian Man Who Looks Strikingly Similar to Ricardo Montalbán | Alanis Morissette | Alexandra Cartman | America's Most Wanted Actors | Big Black Scary Monster | Bob Denver | Bob Thomas | Book Mobile Driver | Boy with Red Shirt | Brent Musburger | Brett Favre | Buck | Buck Jr. | Buddy Ebsen | Calvin | Canadian Judge | Carrot Top | Cartman's Unnamed Relatives | Celine Dion | Charles Manson | Charlie | Chinese Commentators | Chinese Dodgeball Players | COPS TV Film Crew | Cosette | Creamy Goodness | Dr. Schwartz | Dr. Katz | Dr. Tristan Adams | Dwight Schultz | Elvin Cartman | Eric Roberts | The Evil Boys | Fat Bob | Flo Kimble | Florence Cartman | Fred Cartman | Fred Savage | Frida | George Peppard | Harold Cartman | Howard Cartman | Jesus and Pals Producer | Johnnie Cochran | John Postum | John Walsh | Judge Moses | Kevin | Larry | Leslie | Lisa Cartman | Mabel Cartman | Marcus | Michael Jackson Fan | Mr. Big Record Producer | Mr. Freely | Mr. Romero | Mr. T | Mr. Twig | Mrs. Stevens | Murrey Broflovski | Nurse Gollum | Ozzy Osbourne | Peter | Phyllis | Robert Redford | Roy | Runaway Girls | Sally Dion | Scott | Shari Lewis | Sid Greenfield | Spookyfish | Steve Irwin | Stevie Wonder | Stu | Swimming Instructor | Teenage Hippies | Tiny Alien | Tom | Tom and Mary | Tommy Fritz | Toto | Ugly Bob | Uncle Stinky | Underpants Gnomes | Unplanned Parenthood Counselor | Van Gelder | Washington Dodgeball Players | Young Hippie

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Two | Season Two