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John Edward McGee, Jr., known professionally as John Edward, is a TV psychic medium and host of Crossing Over. He first appears in the Season Six episode "The Biggest Douche in the Universe".


When Cartman's body begins to fail due to having Kenny's soul trapped inside him, Chef takes him, Liane Cartman, Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski to New York, in hopes that John Edward's ability to talk to the dead will help get Kenny out of Cartman's body.

Unfortunately, everyone except Kyle quickly realizes that his 'gifts' are nothing more than a parlor trick. Kyle however comes to the belief that Edward spoke to his grandmother, causing him to freak out and join a special school for Jewish kids in New York.

Wanting to get Kyle to snap out of his fear, Stan visits Edwards in hopes that he will tell Kyle the truth about his 'powers' being a trick, and thus return home to South Park. Edward however refuses to admit that he is a fake, prompting Stan to call him a douche and then nominate him for "Biggest Douche in the Universe". Edward freaks out, runs to his panic room to call the police, during which Stan steals several of his books that teach how to fake being a psychic. Stan attempts to use the same tricks Edward used to convince Kyle of the truth.

Unfortunately, everyone comes to believe that Stan really is psychic and is given his own television show, during which Stan tells his audience exactly how he does the tricks, reminded them constantly that is not real and that Edward is a fake. However, the audience is too stupid to understand that he is not psychic.

Edward then locates Stan, and challenges him to a psychic showdown, because Stan's show is doing better and because Stan continues to say he's a fake. Stan accepts, but at the showdown, tells the audience that he understands their desires to believe in Edward and are comforted by the idea that their deceased family members are speaking through him, but that in the end it was still just a trick and that their family and friends have better things to do in the afterlife than talking to Edward.

John Edward being awarded the Biggest Douche in the Universe award.

Furious, Edward screams that he really is psychic and special, when all of a sudden an alien ship lands. Several aliens step off, and excitedly greet Edward, informing him that Stan's nomination for "Biggest Douche in the Universe" was accepted and that he was to go to the awards ceremony. Edward, screams "I'm not a Douche!" as he gets dragged onto the ship against his will.

At the ceremony, he wins "Biggest Douche in the Universe" award (selected over an actual douche) and is said to be the first nominee ever to come from the Earth and the Milky Way Galaxy.

He also appears in "200" and "201", but does not speak.


Edward appears in a blue shirt with black hair and often appears with his eyes not fully open.


He is self-absorbed and appears to genuinely believe that he possesses psychic powers. He is also insecure about himself, threatening to run away and lock himself in his panic room when Stan Marsh accuses him of being illegitimate. He also threatens to sue Stan for slander, but does not follow up on this threat.


  • Trey Parker and John Edward were born on the very same day - October 19, 1969.



Minor Characters from Season Six
Alan Jackson | Baby Cows | Biggest Douche in the Universe Committee | Carlos | Catatafish | Chantal | Christine Jonez | Damla Jones | David Satcher | Devitzen's Tolerance Camp Warden | Dick Cheney | Dorky Girl | Dr. Hallis | Felipe | Frances Velman | Francis Ford Coppola | Frederick Johnson | Frog King | Future Butters | Future Stan | Gelgameks | Glen Dumont | Harry Potter Kids | Hat McCullough | Heather | Jared Fogle | John Edward | Joline | Josh Cashner | Lemmiwinks | Lolly the Candy Man | Martha Stewart | Maury Povich | Michael Dorn | Mongolians | Motivation Corp. director | Mr. Mackey Senior | Mrs. Mackey Senior | Ms. Gorache | Museum of Tolerance Guide | Nobunaga Hiroichi | Pat O'Brien | Phil and Josh | Pope John Paul II | Queen Spider | Rob Schneider | Russell Crowe | Russell Crowe editor | Sea People | Sparrow Prince | Tad Mikowski | Ted Koppel | Thumper | True Freaks Union | Tugger | Two Astronauts | Vanessa | Vanity

See Also: List of minor characters from Season Six | Season Six