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John Dickinson was an American lawyer and politician from Philadelphia and appeared in the Season Seven episode, "I'm a Little Bit Country". He served as a Congressman, for Pennsylvania, and served a second term for Delaware.

Background[]

While in his self-induced flashback to 1776, Eric Cartman meets the Continental Congress and sees them argue and insult each other in a similar way the adults of his time do. John Dickinson is against the war of independence and wants to use peaceful diplomacy. John Adams believes war is inevitable and is the only way to be free from England and become a sovereign nation.

Appearance[]

John Dickinson is dressed in the typical clothes of the 18th century, with a gray wig, red waistcoat, black outer coat. His animated persona was stylistically more realistic than the normal round type used regularly.

Quotes[]

  • "Don't you call us unpatriotic! We're protesting this war because we care so deeply for the fate of our Colonies! You are all unpatriotic for leading the Colonies into a war that half of them don't want!"
  • "But what about the violence?! The lives lost?! If we found a country, it should be founded on peace and diplomacy."
  • "We cannot found a country based on war! Right."
  • "If the people of our new country are allowed to do whatever they wish, then some will support the war and some will protest it."

References[]

Historical Celebrities
Abraham LincolnAdolf HitlerAlois and Klara HitlerBenjamin FranklinEdgar Allan PoeEmperor HirohitoGenghis KhanGeorge WashingtonJefferson DavisJesus ChristJohn AdamsJohn DickinsonJohn HancockJohn Wilkes BoothJoseph SmithKublai KhanLucy HarrisMahatma GandhiMao ZedongMartin HarrisMongoliansMuhammadSaint PatrickSaint PeterSir John HaringtonStephen HopkinsThomas JeffersonUncle Sam
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Political Celebrities
Abraham LincolnAdolf HitlerAl GoreAli KhameneiAndrew CuomoAngela MerkelAnthony FauciAntónio GuterresArnold SchwarzeneggerAyman al-ZawahiriBarack ObamaBenjamin FranklinBill ClintonBill OwensBob DoleBoris JohnsonChris ChristieChristian WulffClarence ThomasCindy McCainCondoleezza RiceDavid SatcherDiana, Princess of WalesDick CheneyDonald RumsfeldDonald TrumpEliot SpitzerEmperor AkihitoEmperor HirohitoFelipe CalderónFidel CastroGary ConditGeorge W. BushGeorge WashingtonGeorge ZimmermanGerald FordGenghis KhanGordon BrownHan Seung-sooHillary ClintonHu JintaoJanet RenoJerry SandersJesse JacksonJoe BidenJohn AdamsJohn DickinsonJohn F. KennedyJohn F. Kennedy Jr.John HancockJohn HowardJohn McCainJohn RobertsJustin TrudeauKellyanne ConwayKim Jong-ilKim Jong-unLaura BushLester HoltLuiz Inácio Lula da SilvaMahatma GandhiMao ZedongMatti VanhanenMichael ChertoffMichael MooreMichelle ObamaMike PenceMitch McConnellMitt RomneyNewt GingrichNicolas SarkozyOsama bin LadenPaul RyanQueen Elizabeth IIRaila OdingaRick SantorumRon PaulRudy GiulianiRuhollah KhomeiniSaddam HusseinSamuel AlitoSarah PalinSergei ShoiguSilvio BerlusconiSonny BonoStephen HopkinsSteve BannonSteve ForbesTaro AsoTed KennedyThomas JeffersonTodd PalinTom VilsackUncle SamVladimir PutinYukio Hatoyama
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