Cartman posing as "Mr. Carmenez" turns the teacher in one of the Jim Davis High School classrooms to try to teach students how to cheat and help them get to college. Throughout the episode the students learn the lessons that Cartman gives them until they get good marks on the tests. According to the school administrator, Mrs. Miller, the school board was so impressed with the progress of the students that they allowed them take the standardized advanced placement test to earn college credits. Students and Cartman are amazed after discovering that the test will be done in a private room to ensure no one cheats. Twenty-four students somehow pass the test and scored 100%, in the end the students are applauded by their parents.
All Jim Davis High School students are minorities. Most students are teenagers who appear to be in their 16s. Most of them wear bandanas with different colors.
Jim Davis High School students do not seem to respect the school staff, they have been shown to be quite unpleasant, many of them also fight among themselves. At first none of them had an interest in going to college, but after Cartman's classes, they change their minds.
Unnamed Teenager Boy 1
- Main article: Teenager Boy with Blue Bandana
This boy wears a light blue tank top, a white collar, a black belt, gray shorts, white socks and white sneakers with black details, and he seems to have white earrings on both ears. He has black hair and wears a bandana which has a dark blue color and white details. He at first did not agree with the lessons Cartman was giving students on how to cheat, but later he gave it a chance.
- Main article: Melita
Melita has long brown hair and thin eyebrows, she also wears black mascara and has a tattoo on her right arm. She wears a short-sleeved red shirt, dark blue pants and red sneakers. Like most other students, she didn't want to go to college, mainly because she was pregnant. Cartman then said that she should have an abortion, she refuses because she thinks the abortion is wrong, but Cartman manages to convince her.
- Main article: Rodriguez
Rodriguez has dark brown curly hair and wears a red collared T-shirt with white stripes and the sleeves go up to his elbow. He also wears gray trousers and gray shoes with black details and white socks. Rodriguez wears a badly fitting red cap with a white ball in the middle and a pale green border. He was seen at the beginning of the episode making fun of the school principal before Cartman introduced himself.
Unnamed Teenager Boy 2
This student has black hair and wears a white shirt under a dark blue hood, dark blue pants and brown shoes. He seems to be in his 16s. He was seen at the beginning of the episode talking to Rodriguez and also during Cartman's classes, he was seen among the angry students after they learned that the test was going to be done in a private room.
Unnamed Teenager Boy 3This student has big curly black hair, black eyebrows, some facial black hair and a black beard. He wears a pale green hood, black pants and red sneakers. He seems to be in his 20's. He seems to be of Asian origin. He was seen at the beginning of the class, when cartman enters the room, after a little silence from the students, he asks who the hell Cartman was. He was also seen saying that Cartman's cheating classes were not worth it only after they learned that the test would be monitored in a private room.
Unnamed Teenager Boy 4
This student wears a dark brown shirt under a big blue and white plaid jacket, beige pants, white socks and black shoes. He has black hair and wears a big white bandana that covers half his eyes. He seems to be in his 12s since he is smaller than most other students. He was seen at the beginning of the episode fighting with another student and attending Cartman's classes.
Unnamed Teenager Boy 5
This student has short brown hair and some flaws in one of his eyebrows. He wears a white shirt under a light brown open jacket with lime green accents and black pockets. He also has black pants and gray shoes.
Unnamed Teenager Boy 6
This student has short brown hair, black eyebrows and wears a white shirt under a simple black jacket, black pants and white tennis shoes. He also wears a black glasses with black lenses. He has facial features similar to Scott Tenorman. After the students learned about the test being monitored in a private room, he was seen fighting with Cartman saying he ruined the students, Cartman gets angry and says his phrase "How do I reach these kids?!", the student gets scared and silently returns to his seat.
Eduardo was quoted by Melita while she was talking to Cartman but was not shown. It is unknown if he was one of the nameless boys shown above.
Unnamed Teen Girl 1
This girl with black hair tied and a loose thread in the front, black eyebrows and wears a white long-sleeved shirt, gray pants and white tennis with red stripes. She also wears black kidney, red lipstick, a gold necklace and two big gold earrings on both ears. She, like most students, did not want to learn cheating at the beginning of the episode.
Unnamed Teen Girl 2
This girl with curly black hair, black eyebrows and wears a red headband with several white stars, black glasses, red lipstick and two big gold earrings. She wears a black V-neck shirt with gray number 32 in the middle, gray pants, white socks and red sneakers.
Unnamed Teen Girl 3
This girl has long black hair with the left part in front of her shoulders and wears a dark blue hood, brown pants and black shoes.
Unnamed Teen Girl 4
This girl has black hair and wears blue eyeshadow. She wears a white shirt under a dark blue jacket, black pants and black shoes. She also has two large gold earrings in her ears and is very short.
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