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Jew Scouts are a parody of the real organization "Boy Scouts of America". They were featured in the Season Three episode, "Jewbilee".


The Jew Scouts are an organization that only allows children of the Jewish faith to participate. Kyle Broflovski sneaks his friend Kenny McCormick into one of their overnight camping assemblies.

The youngest Jew Scouts, such as Ike Broflovski, are called "squirts". Jew Scouts worship a deity named Moses. This deity enjoys pictures made of macaroni art and can tell if a child is not Jewish. They are governed over by adults named "Elders". These elders are from different denominations of the faith.

Minor Characters from Season Three
Alan the Security Guard | Anchorman | Boy with Dark Green Shirt and Glasses | Cleo Broflovski | Costa Rican President | Deejay | Dio | Doctor Lout | DOI Agents | Dr. Spookalot | Emperor Hirohito | Foreman | Garth | Genghis Khan | Getting Gay With Kids | God | Haman | Helen | Herbert Garrison Sr. | Jake | Jakovasaur | Jew Scouts | Kelly | Kenny G | Korn | Mailman | Mark Cotswolds | Mark the Security Guard | Marklar | Moses | Mr. Adler's Girlfriend | Mr. Cotswolds | Mr. Derp | Herbert Garrison Sr.'s Drinking Buddies | Mrs. Cotswolds | Mrs. Garrison Senior | Ms. Stevens | New York Kids | Nibblet | Nurse with Red Hair | Pablo | Pearl | Peetie the Sexual Harassment Panda | People's Army Leader | People's Army Soldiers | Pirate Ghosts | Randy's Friends | Rebecca Cotswolds | Red Harris | Rod Stewart | Schlomo | Skyler Morse | Tommy Turner | Veronica | Yanagopa Tribe | Yoko Ono

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Three | Season Three