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"Jesus Loves Me" is a Christian hymn originally written by Anna Bartlett Warner in 1859. It was briefly performed by Eric Cartman in the Season Sixteen episode "Jewpacabra".


Eric Cartman sings a version of this song with altered lyrics to himself inside the South Park Church while holding a rosary after being scared that a "Jewpacabra" is coming after him.


Jesus loves me this I know
'Cause Republicans tell me so
Little ones God will protect
'Cause letting kids be harmed is child neglect

Songs from Season Sixteen
Ballad of James Cameron | Gangnam Style | Gonna Fly Now | Here Comes Fatty Doo Doo | I Love Sarcastaball | I Swear | Jesus Loves Me | Little Green Frog | Make Bullying Kill Itself | Maniac | Our Love Grows | San Diego | The Imperial March | The Jewelry Polka | The Only Memeing I'll Ever Do | The Star-Spangled Banner

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Sixteen | Season Sixteen