Jesus is a Mystical set card in South Park: Phone Destroyer. When Jesus is spawned, he and the space around him will glow brightly and the characters in his healing range will shine for a split second. When Jesus dies, he will respawn beside his allies (or the New Kid if none) and repeat his spawn animation and warcry ability.
Level Upgrades[]
BM = Bronze Materials | SM = Silver Materials | GM = Gold Materials |
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Upgrade | Attack | Health | Heal | Cost | |||
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Coins | BM | SM | GM | ||||
1/5 | 48 | 135 | 60 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
2/5 | 48 | 139 | 60 | 30 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3/5 | 51 | 139 | 60 | 60 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
4/5 | 51 | 144 | 60 | 90 | 6 | 2 | 1 |
5/5 | 51 | 144 | 70 | 120 | 7 | 2 | 1 |
BM = Bronze Materials | SM = Silver Materials | GM = Gold Materials |
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Upgrade | Attack | Health | Heal | Cost | |||
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Coins | BM | SM | GM | ||||
Level 2 | 60 | 169 | 70 | 175 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
6/15 | 61 | 169 | 70 | 40 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
7/15 | 61 | 174 | 70 | 80 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
8/15 | 63 | 174 | 70 | 120 | 5 | 3 | 1 |
9/15 | 63 | 180 | 70 | 150 | 7 | 5 | 1 |
10/15 | 65 | 180 | 70 | 220 | 10 | 7 | 1 |
11/15 | 65 | 188 | 70 | 235 | 13 | 8 | 2 |
12/15 | 65 | 188 | 103 | 260 | 15 | 9 | 2 |
13/15 | 68 | 188 | 103 | 280 | 17 | 10 | 2 |
14/15 | 68 | 198 | 103 | 300 | 18 | 12 | 3 |
15/15 | 71 | 198 | 103 | 315 | 19 | 13 | 3 |
BM = Bronze Materials | SM = Silver Materials | GM = Gold Materials |
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Upgrade | Attack | Health | Heal | Cost | |||
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Coins | BM | SM | GM | ||||
Level 3 | 97 | 272 | 103 | 1000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
16/25 | 97 | 276 | 103 | 50 | 3 | 3 | 1 |
17/25 | 99 | 276 | 103 | 100 | 5 | 4 | 2 |
18/25 | 99 | 280 | 103 | 150 | 10 | 5 | 2 |
19/25 | 99 | 280 | 136 | 210 | 15 | 7 | 2 |
20/25 | 101 | 280 | 136 | 290 | 20 | 10 | 3 |
21/25 | 101 | 286 | 136 | 325 | 21 | 12 | 4 |
22/25 | 104 | 286 | 136 | 350 | 22 | 13 | 4 |
23/25 | 104 | 293 | 136 | 370 | 24 | 14 | 5 |
24/25 | 107 | 293 | 136 | 400 | 25 | 15 | 5 |
25/25 | 107 | 301 | 136 | 455 | 25 | 17 | 5 |
BM = Bronze Materials | SM = Silver Materials | GM = Gold Materials |
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Upgrade | Attack | Health | Heal | Cost | |||
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Coins | BM | SM | GM | ||||
Level 4 | 125 | 351 | 136 | 2000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
26/40 | 125 | 351 | 143 | 100 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
27/40 | 126 | 351 | 143 | 200 | 7 | 4 | 2 |
28/40 | 126 | 355 | 143 | 300 | 10 | 6 | 3 |
29/40 | 128 | 355 | 143 | 395 | 15 | 7 | 3 |
30/40 | 128 | 360 | 143 | 595 | 20 | 9 | 4 |
31/40 | 130 | 360 | 143 | 645 | 25 | 11 | 5 |
32/40 | 130 | 366 | 143 | 695 | 27 | 13 | 5 |
33/40 | 130 | 366 | 157 | 745 | 29 | 15 | 6 |
34/40 | 133 | 366 | 157 | 795 | 31 | 16 | 6 |
35/40 | 133 | 374 | 157 | 845 | 33 | 17 | 7 |
36/40 | 136 | 374 | 157 | 895 | 35 | 18 | 7 |
37/40 | 136 | 384 | 157 | 925 | 37 | 19 | 8 |
38/40 | 140 | 384 | 157 | 955 | 39 | 20 | 8 |
39/40 | 140 | 396 | 157 | 985 | 42 | 21 | 9 |
40/40 | 140 | 396 | 185 | 1090 | 45 | 22 | 10 |
BM = Bronze Materials | SM = Silver Materials | GM = Gold Materials |
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Upgrade | Attack | Health | Heal | Cost | |||
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Coins | BM | SM | GM | ||||
Level 5 | 149 | 421 | 185 | 6000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
41/55 | 150 | 421 | 185 | 120 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
42/55 | 150 | 423 | 185 | 245 | 9 | 8 | 2 |
43/55 | 151 | 423 | 185 | 365 | 13 | 10 | 3 |
44/55 | 151 | 425 | 185 | 490 | 18 | 11 | 4 |
45/55 | 152 | 425 | 185 | 735 | 27 | 14 | 4 |
46/55 | 152 | 428 | 185 | 795 | 29 | 15 | 5 |
47/55 | 152 | 428 | 193 | 855 | 31 | 17 | 5 |
48/55 | 153 | 428 | 193 | 915 | 35 | 18 | 6 |
49/55 | 153 | 432 | 193 | 980 | 38 | 19 | 7 |
50/55 | 154 | 432 | 193 | 1040 | 40 | 20 | 7 |
51/55 | 154 | 436 | 193 | 1100 | 41 | 21 | 8 |
52/55 | 155 | 436 | 193 | 1135 | 43 | 22 | 9 |
53/55 | 155 | 442 | 193 | 1175 | 45 | 23 | 9 |
54/55 | 155 | 442 | 208 | 1210 | 47 | 24 | 10 |
55/55 | 157 | 442 | 208 | 1345 | 50 | 25 | 10 |
BM = Bronze Materials | SM = Silver Materials | GM = Gold Materials |
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Upgrade | Attack | Health | Heal | Cost | |||
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Coins | BM | SM | GM | ||||
Level 6 | 166 | 467 | 208 | 12000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
56/70 | 166 | 468 | 208 | 170 | 7 | 5 | 1 |
57/70 | 167 | 468 | 208 | 345 | 15 | 10 | 3 |
58/70 | 167 | 469 | 208 | 515 | 25 | 13 | 4 |
59/70 | 168 | 469 | 208 | 685 | 30 | 17 | 5 |
60/70 | 168 | 470 | 208 | 1030 | 35 | 21 | 5 |
61/70 | 168 | 470 | 214 | 1115 | 40 | 27 | 6 |
62/70 | 169 | 470 | 214 | 1205 | 42 | 29 | 7 |
63/70 | 169 | 472 | 214 | 1290 | 46 | 30 | 8 |
64/70 | 170 | 472 | 214 | 1375 | 52 | 31 | 9 |
65/70 | 170 | 474 | 214 | 1460 | 58 | 32 | 10 |
66/70 | 171 | 474 | 214 | 1545 | 60 | 34 | 12 |
67/70 | 171 | 477 | 214 | 1600 | 65 | 35 | 14 |
68/70 | 171 | 477 | 225 | 1650 | 70 | 37 | 16 |
69/70 | 172 | 477 | 225 | 1700 | 75 | 39 | 17 |
70/70 | 172 | 481 | 225 | 1890 | 80 | 40 | 18 |
Level 7 | 181 | 506 | 225 | 24000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Quotes[]
- "I forgive you! For you know not what you do!"
- "South Park is a pretty fucked up town."
- "Ow!"
- "No!"
- "Nope."
- "Await my return!"
- "Heyyoooo!"
- "Prepare to meet your maker!"
- "Jesus 3:16 says, I just whopped your ass."
- "This seems a bit blasphemous."
- "By the power of the Holy Spirit!"
- "You may be the Phone Destroyer, but I am Jesus!"
- "Hallelujah! Here I am!"
- "That feels nice. Doesn't it?"
- "Satan's not such a bad guy really."
- "Beam!"
- "Jab!"
- "My children, you're saved."
- "My blessing to you all!"
- "What are you doing?!"
- "I am here to save your souls!"
- "Forgive them, father!"
Patch History[]
- May 05, 2020
- Will now respawn near the New Kid.
- February 04, 2020
- Increase Health by 22.5% (from base 110 to 135),
- increase Heal Power by 20% (from base 50 to 60)
- increase Heal Range by 40% (from 2.5 to 3.5)
- December 11, 2019
- Added to game.
Trivia[]
- The card art is based off Leonardo da Vinci's The Last Supper.
- God and Saint Peter are found sitting next to Jesus. The card also shows Frosty in the background.
- Among the items found on the table are a bag of Cheesy Poofs and some Easter eggs.
- Jesus' weapon is previously used in "Fantastic Easter Special".