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"Jesus, Baby" is performed by the band Faith + 1 in the Season Seven episode, "Christian Rock Hard". It was sung during Christ Fest to win over the audience and help sell their self-made album at the event.


Cartman tricks the band Sanctified into believing they are praying before their concert appearance but instead locking them in a closet. Faith + 1 goes on in their absence gaining the admiration of the concert attendees. A record producer is so impressed, he offers the to sell their album to a wider audience.


You know, Jesus, I've been thinking a lot about you lately and... well... that's why I wrote this song.

I love you, Jesus
I want you to walk with me
I'll take good care of ya, baby
Call you my baby, baby
You died for my sins
And you know that I would die for you, right?
What's the matter, baby?
You're tremblin' Jesus, ba-baaaaaayyyy
Your love
Is my light
You know when I'm without you there's a black hole in my life
Oh-oooh I want to believe
It's all right
But I get lonely in the night
And it's up to you to save me
Jesus, baby


Songs from Season Seven
All Out of Love | All Things Just Keep Getting Better | Bleeding Heart Rock Protest Song vs. Pro War Country Song | Blowing Smoke | Casa Bonita | Cigarettes All Hidey Lidey Day | Crips and Bloods | Ding Dong They Caught Saddam | Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone) | Follow the Only Road | French Canada | Greensleeves | Hello! Ma Baby | I Don't Want to Wait | If You Leave Me Now | Jarabe Tapatío | Jesus, Baby | Joseph Smith Was Called a Prophet | Living in America | Love Is a Battlefield | Make a Run for the Border | School Days | Shock the Monkey | Taco Flavored Kisses for My Ben | Taco Flavored Kisses | Welcome Friends to Canada | YMCA

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Seven | Season Seven