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Jessie is a female fourth-grade student at South Park Elementary. She first appears in the Season Eight episode, "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset", as one of Wendy's friends outside of Bebe's group. She was later seen at the Jonas Brothers concert in "The Ring".

Wendy visits Jessie and Kal after she realizes that all of her other friends have become sluts, but is dismayed to find that the pair have also decided to become stupid spoiled whores. Jessie and Kal also introduce the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset to the audience.


Jessie has long blonde hair, worn in a side part with bangs and held back by a green headband (her hairstyle is similar to that of Lola). She wears a pink sweater with a flower on it (similar to Nelly, but a different color) and dark blue jeans. As a whore, Jessie wore blue eyeshadow, mascara, blush, and red lipstick. She wore a pink magenta tube top with the word "SLUT" written on it, a short denim skirt with a side slit, and black high heels with gems on the straps. She bears a marked resemblance to Lola.


While not acting like a Stupid Spoiled Whore, Jessie appeared to be friendly and amicable. However, when she began acting like a Stupid Spoiled Whore, she appeared to act incredibly superficial, unintelligent and promiscuous.

Criminal Record[]

  • Sexual harassment: Jessie was one of many girls who attended Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore party in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset", making unwanted sexual advances towards the attending boys.



Jessie and Kal are presumably friends, possibly best friends, as they appear together in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset". However, they have not been seen together on any other occasions, though this is likely due to both characters' lack of screen time.

Wendy Testaburger[]

Jessie appears to be outside Wendy Testaburger's immediate circle of friends, but they are shown to be friendly. Wendy decides to hang out with Jessie and Kal when she becomes an outsider to her usual group. However, after both begin acting like whores, she decides to leave.



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