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Jerry Jones is the owner of the Dallas Cowboys American football team. He appears in the Season Eighteen episode, "Go Fund Yourself".

Background[]

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Jones receiving a hummer

After Dan Snyder loses the rights to the Washington Redskins name, he calls a meeting of the NFL owners and asks for help. During the meeting he states that Jerry Jones' eyes are "too far apart", which Jones disputes. Later in the episode, Jones is seen receiving a blowjob from an unnamed woman with his eyes (which are definitely too far apart) bulging out and pointing in different directions.

He is seen again in "Moss Piglets" holding special needs children hostage.

Appearance[]

Jerry Jones wears a black business suit with a red tie. He has gray hair which is whiting on the sides, and his eyes are too far apart.

Prominence[]

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Sports Celebrities
Alex SpanosArturo GattiBarry BondsBen RoethlisbergerBrett FavreBrian BoitanoColin KaepernickDale Earnhardt Jr.Dan SnyderDanica PatrickEdgeElin NordegrenJ.J. WattJames HardenJason GiambiJay CutlerJay GrudenJeff GordonJerry JonesJim IrsayJim RomeJimmie JohnsonJohn CenaJohn ElwayKobe BryantLance ArmstrongLeBron JamesMagic JohnsonMark McGwireMatt HasselbeckMatt KensethMichael BufferMichael JordanMichael WilbonMills LaneMr. TNaomi OsakaNFL Owners and PresidentsPaul AllenRoger GoodellSteve BisciottiSteve McNairTiger WoodsTom BradyTony KornheiserTony StewartVince McMahonWill Barton
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Minor Characters from Season Eighteen

Al Pacino | Aunt Jemima | Birthday Party Parents | Brandon Carlile | Canadian Minister of Mobile Gaming | Canadian Minister of Sports | Canadian Reporter | CartmanBrah | Cock Magic Promoter | Cock Magic Ring Announcer | Dan Snyder | Dick Dastardly and Muttley | Dotty Applegate | Elon Musk | Elvis Presley Hologram | Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds | Girls' Volleyball Coach | Hazmat Workers | Iggy Azalea | ISIS | Jeff White | Jerry Jones | J.J. Watt | John Garner | Kindergartner Girl with Brown Pigtails | Kirk Cousins | Kurt Cobain Hologram | Lady Gaga | Lorde | Matthew McConaughey | McNuggets | Michael Jackson Hologram | Miley Cyrus | Minstrel | Mitchell | Nathan's Parents | Neve Campbell | NFL Owners and Presidents | Nicki Minaj | PewDiePie | Possessed Stan Marsh | Record Producer | Robin Williams Hologram | Sia | Slaughterhouse | Steve | Taylor Swift | Tom Vilsack | Tony Bennett | Tupac Shakur Hologram | U2 | Unnamed Interior Designer | Washington Redskins (Football Team) | Washington Redskins (Startup Company) | Wendy Williams
More information: Season Eighteen | List of Minor Characters from Season Eighteen

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