For other uses, see Jason (disambiguation).

Jason Bell is a grocery store clerk who first appears in the Season Seven episode, "Toilet Paper".


In "Toilet Paper", he sells several packages of toilet paper to the boys. Despite the suspicious amount of toilet paper, he instead warns the boys about chewing gum. After the boys toilet paper Mrs. Streibel's home, Officer Barbrady investigates and calls in Jason to identify the toilet paper.

When Jason arrives at the police department, he is immediately disgusted at the sight of the decaying toilet paper. He eventually identifies it as being sold from his store.


Jason wears brown shoes, teal pants, a white shirt with a red vest, and a blue apron. His apron features several pens and pencils, as well as his name tag. He has auburn hair and a blond mustache. In "A History Channel Thanksgiving", he is referred to as "Chet" and does not have his mustache.



Minor Characters from Season Seven
Agent Tucker | Alex Glick | American Association of Retired Persons (AARP) | Ben Affleck | Benjamin Franklin | The Bloods | Canadian door guard | Chief Runs With Premise | Christopher Reeve | Crab People | The Crips | Faith + 1 | Ferrari | French Canadian mime | Gary Harrison | Gene Hackman | Gino | Harry and Elise Gintz | Hopkins | Jason Bell | Jeff Goldblum | Jennifer Lopez | Joozians | Joseph Smith | Josh Myers | Kim Jong-il | Legion of Doom | Lexus Martin | Lieutenant Dawson | Lucy Harris | Martin Harris | Mercedes | Moop | Mr. Dog | Mr. Streibel | Mrs. Streibel | Murphy and Jenkins | Najix | Official messenger boy | Porsche | Premise Running Thin | Rick the Mountie | Sanctified | Sarah Peterson | Steve | Streibel daughters | Thomas Jefferson | Trinity | Wise Man

See Also: List of minor characters from Season Seven | Season Seven

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