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Jared Scott Fogle appears in the Season Six episode "Jared Has Aides", in which he encourages the people of South Park to lose weight. He claimed that this was the result of a diet where he only ate Subway sandwiches but later admitted that he actually had help from his assistants, who he referred to as his 'aides'.

Background

He later appeared in "200" as one of the celebrities suing the town. He and Phil Collins were sent by Tom Cruise to pick up Muhammad, but they are killed when their limo is blown up by Ginger Kids.

Jared made a cameo appearance in the Season Nineteen episode, "Stunning and Brave". He was seen trying to catch Syrian refugee children at the PC Delta fraternity house, satirizing the controversy over his outing as a child sex offender, and losing his sponsorship at Subway.

Appearance

Jared wears a blue, striped shirt, brown pants, and a brown belt with a golden colored belt buckle. He has brown hair and thick, brown eyebrows, and wears glasses.

Later in "Stunning and Brave", his appearance basically stays the same, but now with an aggressive and predatory smile on his face, and always holding out his hands, ready to catch his "prey". This appearance is added to The Fractured But Whole, where he also has Subway footlong sandwiches in his hands.

He also appears as a boss in Fractured But Whole.

Personality

Whilst he was initially portrayed as a well-intentioned and honest individual, he is in reality an evil and predatory pedophile who enjoys vulnerable chasing down Syrian refugee children, with the intention of molesting them, showing him to have no qualms about harming young children.

Gallery

Prominence

Video games

South Park: The Fractured But Whole

Jared is fought along with his aides in The Thin White Line mission.




South Park: The Fractured But Whole Enemy
Jared Fogle Information
Tb jared.png Health Stats mc health.png 1460
Move Stats mc movement.png 2
Immunities Charmed, Chilled, Confused, Enraged
List of abilities
Ability Range Effect Status
Jared candyenticement.png
Candy Enticement
Attracts a superhero towards him, then tosses candy on them.
St range 1 5 aligned.png 14 Damage (Cas.)
28 Damage (Hero.)
35 Damage (Mast.)
49 Damage (Dia.)
Icon encumbered.png Slow
Jared power2.png
Sandwich Artisan
Rams a Subway sandwich five times onto a superhero in an indelicate manner
Melee.png 280 Damage (Cas.)
560 Damage (Hero.)
700 Damage (Mast.)
980 Damage (Dia.)
Icon defensedown.png Defense Down


Trivia

  • Jared is killed in "200", yet he appears alive and well in "Stunning and Brave", with a new design. It is possible that Trey Parker and Matt Stone intended to keep him dead until he was discovered to be a pedophile in 2015.

References


Minor characters from Season Six
Alan Jackson | Baby cows | Biggest Douche in the Universe Committee | Carlos | Catatafish | Chantal | Christine Jonez | Damla Jones | David Satcher | Devitzen's Tolerance Camp warden | Dick Cheney | Dorky girl | Dr. Hallis | Felipe | Frances Velman | Francis Ford Coppola | Frederick Johnson | Frog King | Future Butters | Future Stan | Gelgameks | Glen Dumont | Harry Potter kids | Hat McCullough | Heather | Jared Fogle | John Edward | Joline | Josh Cashner | Lemmiwinks | Lolly the Candy Man | Martha Stewart | Maury Povich | Michael Dorn | Mongolians | Motivation Corp. director | Mr. Mackey Senior | Mrs. Mackey Senior | Ms. Gorache | Museum of Tolerance guide | Natsako Semu | Nobunaga Hiroichi | Pat O'Brien | Phil and Josh | Pope John Paul II | Queen Spider | Rob Schneider | Russell Crowe | Russell Crowe editor | Sea People | Sparrow Prince | Tad Mikowski | Ted Koppel | Thumper | True Freaks Union | Tugger | Two astronauts | Vanessa | Vanity

More information: List of minor characters from Season Six | Season Six


Criminal Celebrities
Charlie MansonJared FogleJeffrey DahmerJohn and Patricia RamseyJohn Wayne GacyO.J. SimpsonTed Bundy
More Information: Criminal Celebrities
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