Jared Fogle

Jared Fogle
Character Information
Gender	Male
Race	Caucasian
Hair	Brown
Age	43
Date of Birth	August 23, 1977
Died	"200" (revived)
Occupation	Former Subway Spokesperson
Religion	Judaism
Voiced by	Trey Parker
Wikipedia	Jared Fogle
Appearances
First	"Jared Has Aides"

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Jared Scott Fogle appears in the Season Six episode "Jared Has Aides", in which he encourages the people of South Park to lose weight. He claimed that this was the result of a diet where he only ate Subway sandwiches but later admitted that he actually had help from his assistants, who he referred to as his 'aides'.

Background

He later appeared in "200" as one of the celebrities suing the town. He and Phil Collins were sent by Tom Cruise to pick up Muhammad, but they are killed when their limo is blown up by Ginger Kids.

Jared made a cameo appearance in the Season Nineteen episode, "Stunning and Brave". He was seen trying to catch Syrian refugee children at the PC Delta fraternity house, satirizing the controversy over his outing as a child sex offender, and losing his sponsorship at Subway.

Appearance

Jared wears a blue, striped shirt, brown pants, and a brown belt with a golden colored belt buckle. He has brown hair and thick, brown eyebrows, and wears glasses.

Later in "Stunning and Brave", his appearance basically stays the same, but now with an aggressive and predatory smile on his face, and always holding out his hands, ready to catch his "prey". This appearance is added to The Fractured But Whole, where he also has Subway footlong sandwiches in his hands.

He also appears as a boss in Fractured But Whole.

Personality

Whilst he was initially portrayed as a well-intentioned and honest individual, he is in reality an evil and predatory pedophile who enjoys vulnerable chasing down Syrian refugee children, with the intention of molesting them, showing him to have no qualms about harming young children.

Gallery

Jared and his aides in "Jared Has Aides"

Jared upset due to Subway firing him over the confusion between "aides" and "AIDS".

Jared literally beating a dead horse with a bat.

Jared confused after his girlfriend hears "aides" as "AIDS".

Jared about to be hanged due to everyone's misunderstanding of "aides".

Jared in the limo with Phil Collins in "200".

Jared chasing Syrian refugee children in "Stunning and Brave"

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Prominence

• "Jared Has Aides" - Lies to everyone about how he lost weight.
• "I'm a Little Bit Country" - Seen in the crowd.
• "200" - Appears among the celebrities suing South Park.
• "Stunning and Brave" - Chases Syrian refugee children.
• "South ParQ Vaccination Special" - Seen attempting to take the vaccines from the boys.

Video games

South Park: The Fractured But Whole

Jared is fought along with his aides in The Thin White Line mission.

Abilities

• Candy Enticement - Tosses candy which causes light damage and Slow. Affects entire row only from the direction Jared is facing.
• Sandwich Artisan - Rams a Subway sandwich five times onto a superhero in an indelicate manner, dealing heavy damage.

Trivia

• Jared is killed in "200", yet he appears alive and well in "Stunning and Brave", with a new design. It is possible that Trey Parker and Matt Stone intended to keep him dead until he was discovered to be a pedophile in 2015.