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"Jared's Theme" is from the Season Six episode, "Jared Has Aides".


The song is a parody of the Subway Sandwich commercial featuring Jared Fogle, a customer who purportedly lost over 262 pounds by eating Subway sandwiches exclusively.

While on a speaking tour in South Park, Jared visits a restaurant called Le Place, with his fiancé Christine Jonez. He tells her that he is happy that they are to be married. He confesses to her that he has "aides", assistants helping him with his health in addition to the sandwiches. Christine misinterprets this, thinking Jared said "AIDS", a deadly disease, causing her to become upset.

A short version of the theme song is used as Jared was released from his cell in South Park: The Fractured But Whole.


Jared Fogle's Theme:

He's still lookin' good!
His name is Jared
His name is Jared and he likes to eat the sandwiches.

Christine Jonez Theme:

Her name is Jonez, Christine Jonez
She lost forty pounds when she met Jared,

South Park: The Fractured But Whole Theme:

He's still lookin' goooood...
Eatin' those Subway sandwiches
His name is Jared and he's still lookin' goooood...

Songs from Season Six
A Ladder to Heaven | Don't You (Forget About Me) | Fight-in' Round The World | Fresh Island Song | Gotta Get There Somehow | Jarabe Tapatío | Jared's Theme | Montage | My Future Self n' Me | Poo-Choo Train | Sea People and Me | Sometimes You Kill Your Teacher | Stan Darsh | Stars and Stripes Forever | Take on Me | The Ballad of Lemmiwinks | The Biggest Douche in the Universe | The Catholic Boat | The Safety Dance | The Twelve Days of Christmas | True Freaks Union | U Can't Touch This

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Six | Season Six