South Park Archives

"Japanese Prison Blues" was sung by Eric Cartman while he was imprisoned in the Season Thirteen episode, "Whale Whores".


The Japanese government kills Paul Watson of the Sea Shepard along with the rest of his crew and takes Cartman, Kenny McCormick, and Stan Marsh prisoner. Emperor Akihito arrests them for sinking his whaling ships and explains to the boys why his people hate dolphins and whales so much.


Well I'm in Japanese prison Lawd
Japanese prison got me down
Said I'm in Japanese prison Lawd
Don't belong here, my eyes are round.

Songs from Season Thirteen
Bullet with Butterfly Wings | Fuck the Pain Away | Gay Fish | Hava Nagila | I've Got a Ring on My Finger | Japanese Prison Blues | Just a Little Girl | Love You Bay-Bay | Minorities at my Water Park | Poker Face ft. Cartman | Pomp and Circumstance: March No. 1 | Queef Free | Somalian Pirates We | We're Going to the Water Park | Wrestling Audition Song

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Thirteen | Season Thirteen