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For the 4th grader, see Jake.

Jake is Monica Ryland's boyfriend who only appears in South Park: The Stick of Truth, as a boss in the "Pose as Bebe's Boyfriend" quest.


Bebe thinks Monica was a two-faced bitch, so she asks the New Kid to pretend to be her long-distance boyfriend to see if Monica would hit on him. As the New Kid talks to Monica, Bebe and the other girls show up and bring Jake with them. After the girls leave, Jake will start a fight with the New Kid. After being defeated, he does not appear again.


Jake has short brown hair and wears black shorts with white stripes and black shoes, along with a white shirt underneath a blue sport jacket with a futbol ball on it, as well as a pair of white stripes on the sleeves and front.



Jake facebook profile

Jake's unused friend icon

  • Jake was originally going to be an acquired Facebook friend in the game, but that idea was scrapped. His profile picture can be found in the game files.
  • Jake is classified as a 5th grader in the game files.


  • Monica?! What the fuck are you doing?!
  • What's the big idea trying to fuck my girlfriend?