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thumb|308px|right|It's Easy M'Kay

It's Easy, M'kay is a song featured in the South Park movie, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut. It is sung by Mr. Mackey and the 3rd grade children of South Park Elementary in order to stop them from using foul language.

Lyrics

Mr. Mackey: There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, m'kay
But it's when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch


You can do it, it's all up to you, m'kay
With a little plan you can change your life today
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will say, it's easy m'kay.


Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"


Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"


Step 3: With bitch drop the 't' because bich is Latin for generosity


Step 4: Don't say fuck anymore because fuck is the worst word that you can say


So just use the word m'kay!


Children: We can do it it's all up to us, m'kay (m'kay)
With a little plan we can change our lives today

Mr. Mackey: You can change it today

Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
It's easy. m'kay!


Mr. Mackey: Step 1...
Rebecca: Instead of ass say "buns",
Boy 1: Like "kiss my buns"...
Girl 1: or "you're a buns hole"


Mr. Mackey: Step 2...
Jordan, Butters, and Boy 2: Instead of shit say poo,
Girl 2: As in bull poo...
Kyle: "Poo head"...
Boy 3: And "this poo is cold"


Mr. Mackey: Step 3...
Boys: With bitch drop the 't'.
Girls: Because bich is Latin for generosity


Mr. Mackey: Step 4...
Children: Don't say "fuck" anymore
Everyone: Because "fuck" is the worst word that you can say
Children: Fuck is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say fuck,
No, we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!!
Mr. Mackey: You're cured, you can go!


Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
It's easy, m'kay
Children: It's easy, m'kay!
Mr. Mackey: It's easy m'kay!
Children: It's easy, m'kay!
Mr. Mackey: It's easy m'kaaaay!!!
Children: It's easy, m'...
It's easy, m'...
It's easy, m'...
It's easy, m'kay!

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