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Indiana Jones is the protagonist of the films Raiders of the Lost Ark and its sequels. The films were written by George Lucas and directed by Steven Spielberg.

Indiana Jones appears in the episode, "The China Probrem", where he is shown being repeatedly raped by Lucas and Spielberg (a result of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull). This is referenced again in "Pandemic" when Kyle says he could not go to Peru since "a friend was raped there". A picture of him is seen in Bradley Biggle's room in "Coon vs. Coon & Friends".


Indiana Jones appeared briefly in "Free Hat". During the premiere of Raiders of the Lost Ark, he was shown swinging across a chasm, and in another shot retrieving the headpiece treasure.

In "The China Probrem", he is shown in a brown "cowboy" hat, a nearly half-unbuttoned tan shirt, brown coat, and brownish pants. He also appears to be wearing a sack of some sort as well as a belt. In the episode "200", he is shown being held against his will in BDSM bondage gear, a ball gag, and a leash, which is held by George Lucas.


George Lucas and Steven Spielberg

Indiana is repeatedly raped in "The China Probrem" by George and Steven. Despite George and Steven being arrested for raping him in "The China Probrem", Indiana is seen as their sex slave in "200".


Minor characters from Season Twelve
Afro Ninja | Amir | Britney Spears | Bridon Gueermo | Bubb Rubb | Buca De Faggoncini Chef | The Burger King Bandits | Cheesing King | Chris Crocker | DEA Agents | Domino | Dramatic Look Gopher | Dr. Carroll | Female Thief | Franz | Gary Brolsma | Guinea Creatures | Indiana Jones | Injured Thief | Jimmy Buffett | John McCain | Large-Breasted Woman | Laughing Baby | Magic Johnson | Michael Chertoff | Michelle Obama | Moira McArthur | Mr. Garrett | Mr. Gueermo | Mr. McArthur | Mr. Thompson | Mrs. Gueermo | Murderin' Murphy | Orlich | Pioneer Paul | Sarah Palin | Sheriff McLawdog | Sneezing Panda | South Park Vampire Society | Star Wars Kid | Stephen Abootman | Storehand | Stormtroopers | Tay Zonday | Thief with Brown Hair | Tron Guy | Vosky

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Twelve | Season Twelve