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'''"I Swear"''' is a ballad originally recorded by country singer [[wikipedia:John Michael Montgomery|John Michael Montgomery]]. It was featured in the [[Season Sixteen]] episode, "[[Cartman Finds Love]]". Cartman sings the All-4-One version of this song adding his own lyrics.
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'''"I Swear"''' is a ballad originally recorded by country singer [[wikipedia:John Michael Montgomery|John Michael Montgomery]]. It was featured in the [[Season Sixteen]] episode, "[[Cartman Finds Love]]". Cartman sings the [[wikipedia:All-4-One|All-4-One]] version of this song; he also adds his own lyrics.
   
 
==Background==
 
==Background==
The song is performed twice in episode; first after [[Token Black]] and [[Nichole]] are freed from the school gymnasium a montage with Eric Cartman and his imaginary "Cupid-Me" sing this song to themselves.
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The song is performed twice in episode; first, after [[Token Black]] and [[Nichole]] are freed from the school gymnasium, a montage begins, with [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]] and his imaginary "Cupid-Me" singing this song to themselves.
   
The second time in a bold attempt to ruin [[Kyle Broflovski]]'s date with Nichole, so she could get back together with Token. [[Eric Cartman]] crashes the [[Pepsi Center]] Arena in [[Denver, Colorado]] during the start of the Denver Nuggets vs. LA Clippers basketball game. After taking control of the Megatron screen above the arena, Cartman diverts everyone's attention by professing his love for Kyle and sings the John Michael Montgomery love song, "I Swear", with country singer [[Brad Paisley]].
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Cartman sings the song for a second time in a bold attempt to ruin [[Kyle Broflovski]]'s date with Nichole, in order to allow her to get back together with Token. Cartman crashes the [[Pepsi Center]] Arena in [[Denver, Colorado]] during the start of the Denver Nuggets vs. LA Clippers basketball game. After taking control of the Megatron screen above the arena, Cartman diverts everyone's attention by performing a modified version of this song with [[Brad Paisley]]. In this modified version, he professes his love for Kyle.
   
 
==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
<poem><i>'''Eric Cartman First Version''':
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<poem><i>'''First Version''':
 
I see the questions in your eyes.
 
I see the questions in your eyes.
 
I know what's weighing on your mind.
 
I know what's weighing on your mind.
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And I swear. I swear. I s-we-e-e-ear Yeah, I swear. Straight up. What it do?
 
And I swear. I swear. I s-we-e-e-ear Yeah, I swear. Straight up. What it do?
   
'''Eric Cartman SecondVersion''':
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'''Second Version''':
I want to hold you every morning and love you every night, Kyle. I promise you mothing but love and happiness.
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'''Cartman:''' I want to hold you every morning and love you every night, Kyle. I promise you mothing but love and happiness.
 
I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky
 
I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky
 
I'll be there, Kyle
 
I'll be there, Kyle
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Kyle, swear to God I'll be there.
 
Kyle, swear to God I'll be there.
 
For better or worse
 
For better or worse
'''Brad appears''': better or worse, till death do us part, death do us part
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'''Brad Paisley:''' Better or worse, till death do us part, death do us part
 
'''Cartman and Brad''': I'll love you with every gay beat of my heart!</i></poem>
 
'''Cartman and Brad''': I'll love you with every gay beat of my heart!</i></poem>
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==

Revision as of 00:42, 28 April 2012

"I Swear" is a ballad originally recorded by country singer John Michael Montgomery. It was featured in the Season Sixteen episode, "Cartman Finds Love". Cartman sings the All-4-One version of this song; he also adds his own lyrics.

Background

The song is performed twice in episode; first, after Token Black and Nichole are freed from the school gymnasium, a montage begins, with Cartman and his imaginary "Cupid-Me" singing this song to themselves.

Cartman sings the song for a second time in a bold attempt to ruin Kyle Broflovski's date with Nichole, in order to allow her to get back together with Token. Cartman crashes the Pepsi Center Arena in Denver, Colorado during the start of the Denver Nuggets vs. LA Clippers basketball game. After taking control of the Megatron screen above the arena, Cartman diverts everyone's attention by performing a modified version of this song with Brad Paisley. In this modified version, he professes his love for Kyle.

Lyrics

First Version:
I see the questions in your eyes.
I know what's weighing on your mind.
You can be sure I know, my heart.
Girl I'll stand beside you through the years
You'll only cry those happy tears
And though I make mistakes, I'll never break your heart
I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky
I'll be there
I swear (I swear) like a shadow that's by your side (Keep it down, girl)
I'll be there
For better or worse (better or worse), till death do us part (death do us part)
I'll love you with every black beat of my heart
And I swear. I swear. I s-we-e-e-ear Yeah, I swear. Straight up. What it do?

Second Version:
Cartman: I want to hold you every morning and love you every night, Kyle. I promise you mothing but love and happiness.
I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky
I'll be there, Kyle
I swear, like a shadow that's by your side
Kyle, swear to God I'll be there.
For better or worse
Brad Paisley: Better or worse, till death do us part, death do us part
Cartman and Brad: I'll love you with every gay beat of my heart!

Trivia

  • The real match between the Denver Nuggets vs. LA Clippers took place on April 18, 2012. The Nuggets lost: 104-98.
  • The song "I Swear" was covered by R&B vocal group All-4-One in 1994. This version has become the most popular rendition of this song.