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"I Can Change" is a song sung by Saddam Hussein in the film, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.

Background

In South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Satan begins having his doubts about Saddam Hussein, and decides not to bring him to Earth. In an almost desperate attempt at winning Satan back, Hussein sings this song to him, hoping he'd change his mind. During the song, Satan is quickly enamored by Saddam, and takes him back as his lover.

Lyrics

Saddam:
Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.

Yes I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.

Its not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I know it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!

Satan:
But what if you never change?
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Saddam:
Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit

On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!

Heeeeeeey Satan!

Trivia

The song is a parody of "Poor Unfortunate Souls" from the 1989 Disney film The Little Mermaid.
The song's Les Miserables counterpart is "Master of the House", as it is a comedic song sung by a major antagonist.
The alternative rock band Violent Femmes cover the song on track 18 of the CD.

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-I Can Change is a song sung by Saddam Hussein in the South Park Movie, [[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]
+|image     = South park BLU 8.png
+|name      = I Can Change
+|album     = ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut/Soundtrack|South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Soundtrack]]''
+|writer    = [[Trey Parker]]
+|performer = [[Saddam Hussein]]
+|episode   = ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]''
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+}}'''"I Can Change"''' is a song sung by [[Saddam Hussein]] in the film, ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]''.
-===Lyrics===
+==Background==
+In ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]'', [[Satan]] begins having his doubts about [[Saddam Hussein]], and decides not to bring him to Earth. In an almost desperate attempt at winning Satan back, Hussein sings this song to him, hoping he'd change his mind. During the song, Satan is quickly enamored by Saddam, and takes him back as his lover.
+==Lyrics==
-Some people say that I'm a bad guy
+<poem>'''Saddam:'''
-They may be right, they may be right!
+<i>Some people say that I'm a bad guy
-But its not as if I dont try
+They may be right, they may be right.
-I just fuck up!
-Try as I might.
+But its not as if I don't try
+I just fuck up. Try as I might.
-But I can change, I can change!!!
+But I can change, I can change.
-I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
+I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
-I'll open up my heart and I will share it!
+I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
-Any minute now I will be born again!
+Any minute now I will be born again.
-Yes I can change, I can change!!!
-I know I've been a dirty little bastard
-La la la la la lalala!
+Yes I can change, I can change.
+I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
-I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but IT'S OK
+I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.
-CAUSE I CAN CHANGE!!!!!!!
- *sigh*
-Its not my fault that Im so evil
+Its not my fault that I'm so evil
-Its society, society.
+It's society, society.
 You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
-And it made a prick of me!
+And it made a prick of me.
 But I can change, I can change!
-I can learn to keep my promises I know it!
+I can learn to keep my promises, I know it!
+I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
-La la la la la lalala!!
-I'll open up my heart and I will show it!
+Any minute now I will be born again!</i>
-Any minute now I will be born again!
+'''Satan:'''
+<i>But what if you never change?
+What if you remain a sandy little butthole?</i>
+'''Saddam:'''
-Satan: But what if you never change?
+<i>Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
-What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
+Mother Teresa won't have shit
+On me!
-Saddam: Hey Satan!
+Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!
-Dont be such a twit
-Mother Teresa wont have shit on me!
-Just watch, just watch me change here I go Im changing!!!
+Heeeeeeey Satan!</i></poem>
-Hey!
-HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!
-Ah!
+==Trivia==
- *whistling solo*
+*The song is a parody of "[[wiki:Poor Unfortunate Souls|Poor Unfortunate Souls]]" from the 1989 Disney film ''[[wiki:The Little Mermaid (1989 film)|The Little Mermaid]]''.
-Dee da tlee ta tlee ta tlee tlaa tlaa...
+*The song's ''Les Miserables'' counterpart is "Master of the House", as it is a comedic song sung by a major antagonist.
-Heeeeeeey Satan!
+*The alternative rock band Violent Femmes cover the song on track 18 of the CD.
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+{{South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Songs}}
+[[Category:South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]
+[[Category:Songs]]
+[[Category:Lyrics]]
+[[Category:Parody Songs]]
+[[Category:Songs by Saddam Hussein]]