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"I'm Gonna Make Love to You, Woman" is a song sung by Chef in the Season One episode, "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe".


Chef sings the song when the boys ask if he ever had something happen to him, but nobody believed him. He sung the song one last time in the episode, "The Return of Chef".

The song is notable for being the first song Chef sang on South Park.

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As Nazi Zombie Chef was being revived by Clyde with green toxin, he breaks out of his coffin, singing the first line of the song. This song can also be heard while exploring public buildings.


I'm gonna make love to you, woman,
Gonna lay you down by the fire!
And caress your womanly body,
Make ya moan and perspire.
Gonna get those juices flowin'
We makin' love baby, love baby,
love, Love, love, love, love, baby!

Songs from Season One
Ave Satani | Bar-bura, Bar-bura | Canon in D | Christmas Lovin' | Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel | Gonna Fly | Happy, Happy, Happy | Hot Lava | I Love to Singa | I Remember When We Fell in Love | I'm Gonna Be On Television | I'm Gonna Make Love to You, Woman | If My Friends Could See Me Now | It's Okay to Be Gay | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Kumbaya | Kyle's Mom's a Bitch | Love Gravy | Loving the Football | Lovin' You | Make Love, Even When I'm Dead | Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo | No Substitute | Now You're a Man | Oh Kathie Lee | Pig and Elephant DNA Just Won't Splice | Rabartu Smitu, Rabartu Smitu | Romeo and Juliet | Santa Claus is On His Way | School Days | Shadow Dancing | The Lonely Jew on Christmas | There You Are! | Waitin' On a Women | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | We're All Special

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season One | Season One