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Hot for Teacher is a single by Van Halen that featured in the Season Seventeen episode "Ginger Cow".

Background[]

The band Van Halen played in Jerusalem at the unification rally of the three Abrahamic faiths; Christianity, Islam, and Judaism. The band performed "Hot for Teacher" from their sixth album MCMLXXXIV or popularly known as 1984.

Lyrics[]

Oh wow, man
Wait a second man Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year? (my butt, man)
Oh yeah T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see?
Don't want to be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
Teacher needs to see me after school

I think of all the education that I missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
Ow got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher

Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back
I brought my pencil
Gimme something to write on, man
Uh uh, I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold
I know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lane, how did you get so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

I think of all the education that I missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
Ow got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher, whoa

Oh man, I think the clock is slow
I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed

Oh, yeah
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher

Whoa
Oh, yes I'm hot
Who
Oh my God


Songs from Season Seventeen
A Chorus of Wieners | Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love | All Night Long | Camptown Races | Christmas Is Coming | Hot for Teacher | I Ate My Son 'Fer A Blu-Ray Player | I Was Not the Bullet | It's a Beautiful Day | Living in America | My Bitch Ain't No Hobbit | O Tannenbaum | Princess Kenny Theme | Seven | The Darkness | The Heat is On | Work Slut

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Seventeen | Season Seventeen

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