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Hot Coffee

	The New Kid enters Tweek Bros. Coffeehouse
Richard	Welcome to Tweek Coffee. Coffee made with ingredients supplied by local organic supplies. It's local coffee. Brewed locally. Tweek? TWEEEEK!
Tweek	[off camera, behind the restricted door] AHGH!
Richard	Have you picked up the fresh local ingredients?
Tweek	[off camera] AAHGHGH! Not yet dad! I'm still trying to do all my chores!
Richard	Well, hurry up, son, the family business is relying on you!
Tweek	[off camera] AAHGHGH!
	The New Kid enters the door, into the restricted area. He passes the note from Cartman to Tweek
Tweek	What's this? AHGHGH! Now? The guys need me now?! Oh there's no way man! I have WAY to much to do! [grabs the New Kid] HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ALL THIS?! [lets go] Wait, you! Could you go get the four o' clock delivery for me? If you do, I can finish here and then - and then I'll still have time to play! PLEASE! Would you? [takes an envelope from a nearby table and passes it to the New Kid] It's at Kenny house, like always! Y-you give them this, they'll give you the delivery.
	If the New Kid stays in the room for a while longer
Tweek	AHGHGHGH! How am I supposed to do all this?! There's no way, man! Starbucks has like eight employees! Here it's just me! AHGHGH!!
	The New Kid travels to Kenny's house. He opens the door to find Carol
Carol	What? [takes the envelope]] Oh, this isn't for me. This is for the nice people who are renting the guest house out in the back. [passes the envelope back to the New Kid]
	The New Kid receives a garage key. He uses it on the garage next to Kenny's house and enters
Meth Head 1	Yeah, yeah. We got the package for Tweek Coffee. You got the envelope?
Butters	Uh, these witch doctors must be cooking up a secret potion. I wonder if it's a healing potion.
	The New Kid passes the envelop to the meth head
Meth Head 1	Hey, that's not the usual kid that picks up the package.
Meth Head 2	Huh? Oh shit. It's a COP!
	A fight begins with three meth heads against the New Kid and Butters
	As the player inflicts damage on the meth heads
Meth Head 1/2	This cop's crazy!
Meth Head 1/2	Oof! Police brutality!
Meth Head 1/2	I want a lawyer.
	If the New Kid takes a while to make his move
Meth Head 1/2	Ain't got all day, pig!
	Once the New Kid defeated the meth heads
Butters	These guys might be scientists.
	The New Kid returns to Tweek Bros. and gives the delivery to Tweek
Tweek	You did it! You got the pickup! Oh, thanks man! Dad! I finished my work, can I go play?
Richard	Where's today delivery?
Tweek	Right here!
Richard	[takes the package from Tweek, then samples the contents] Hm, yup. That's good shit. Alright Tweek, you can play for a little bit. But be home before dark or you'll be grounded. [pours the package contents into a coffee blender] Grounded, like the fresh grinds of all our organic Tweek blend, made with ingredients from local tweekers.
Tweek	Thanks, kid. I gotta go get changed then I'll meet you at the kingdom!
End of Hot Coffee