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Home School Miracle is the song Eric Cartman sings in the Season Three episode, "Hooked on Monkey Fonics".

Background[]

When Eric Cartman learns about potential benefits of homeschooling, he believes he can use it as an excuse to get out of public school. He sings this song in a musical-like style. Though, the song quickly ended when Stan interrupts Cartman by telling him to shut up.

Lyrics[]

Who would have thought such a miracle could be?
Who could have known that this moment I would see?
A new way of living, a chance to be free?


Songs from Season Three
Auld Lang Syne | Believe | Carol of the Bells | Christmas Medley | Christmas Time in Hell | Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel | Falling Away from Me | Getting Gay With Kids | Got to Buy Chinpokomon | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Help Me Buy Chinpokomon | Holy Diver | Home School Miracle | I Am Chewbacca | I Hate You Guys | I Saw Three Ships | Kumbaya | Love Bug | Merry Fucking Christmas | Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo | My Country Tis of Thee | O Holy Night | O Tannenbaum | Rebecca's Song | Sexual Harassment Panda | Shelly, Shelly | Silver Bells | Sleigh Ride | Soaring So High | The Brown Note | The Menstrual Cycle Song | The Morning After | Turds! | Wild Wild West Rap | You and Me, Girl

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Three | Season Three

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