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Home School Miracle is the song Eric Cartman sings in the Season Three episode, "Hooked on Monkey Fonics".

Background

When Eric Cartman learns about potential benefits of homeschooling, he believes he can use it as an excuse to get out of public school. He sings this song in a musical-like style. Though, the song quickly ended when Stan interrupts Cartman by telling him to shut up.

Lyrics

Who would have thought such a miracle could be?
Who could have known that this moment I would see?
A new way of living, a chance to be free?


Songs from Season Three
Auld Lang Syne | Believe | Carol of the Bells | Christmas Medley | Christmas Time in Hell | Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel | Falling Away from Me | Getting Gay With Kids | Got to Buy Chinpokomon | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Help Me Buy Chinpokomon | Holy Diver | Home School Miracle | I Am Chewbacca | I Hate You Guys | I Saw Three Ships | Kumbaya | Love Bug | Merry Fucking Christmas | Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo | My Country Tis of Thee | O Holy Night | O Tannenbaum | Rebecca's Song | Sexual Harassment Panda | Shelly, Shelly | Silver Bells | Sleigh Ride | Soaring So High | The Brown Note | The Menstrual Cycle Song | The Morning After | Turds! | Wild Wild West Rap | You and Me, Girl

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Three | Season Three

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