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The Attorney from Hoffman and Turk Law Offices appears in the Season Sixteen episode, "Reverse Cowgirl".


In "Reverse Cowgirl", he helps the Boys perform a "sue-ance", in order to try to sue the inventor of the toilet, Sir John Harington. He begins these "sue-ances" by first getting into contact with a "greaser" spirit. In order to get the greaser spirit to divulge information, the attorney asks the boys to tip him $100 for each bit of information. At the end of the episode, it is revealed by the ghost of Clyde's mother that the attorney is fraudulent, and had been extorting money from Clyde and the boys.

In “World War Zimmerman”, he appears as Zimmerman's lawyers at the quick trail scene.


The attorney wears a black suit consisting of black pants, a black coat, and a white shirt with a red tie. He has combed brown hair and brown eyebrows.


Minor Characters from Season Sixteen
Alana Thompson | Ambassador of Humans | Belarusian Farmers | Bigfoot Researchers | Boy with Brown Hair | Boy with Green Shirt | Brad Paisley | Bucky Bailey | Bucky Bailey's Bully Buckers | Cash For Gold Sign Holders | Cee Lo Green | Cupid Cartman | Dean | Dr. Mehmet Oz | Elvis Presley | Gems Wholesale Clerks | General Tso | Grandma Stotch | Hoffman and Turk Attorney | India Manufacturing Inc. Workers | James Cameron | Jim Rome | June Shannon | Lance Armstrong | Lorraine | Luke Covina | Maria Sanchez | Michael | Mike Thompson | Mitt Romney | Mr. Billings | Mr. Stevenson | Newt Gingrich | Nichole Daniels | Nick Jabs | Obese Man ("Raising the Bar") | P.F. Pityef | Pharaoh of Egypt | Professor Lamont | Randy Newman | Rick Santorum | Roger Goodell | Ron Paul | Sir John Harington | Talking Cat | Thad ("Insecurity") | The Redbox Killers | Toilet Safety Administration

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Sixteen | Season Sixteen