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Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton was the 67th United States Secretary of State under President Barack Obama and was the First Lady of the United States under her husband Bill Clinton's presidency.


In "The Simpsons Already Did It", a news broadcast showed a photograph of Clinton, with the anchorman saying that her "ass just keeps getting bigger."

She appears again in "The Snuke" and portrayed as a driven individual, who will "not be bullied by terrorist threats". However, she discovers there is a Snuke in her vagina which was disarmed. Her fate is unresolved until "200" and "201" where she is one of the celebrities suing the town, and questions Tom Cruise about the possibility of their careers being ruined.

She briefly appeared in the "Queef Free" song in "Eat, Pray, Queef".

Hillary is featured as Turd Sandwich in the episode "Member Berries", where she is the rival presidential candidate in the United States election against Herbert Garrison, who is known as Giant Douche in the media.

She later makes a cameo during the ending of "Put It Down" where she pledges that if she becomes President, she will put down her phone and not tweet. However, the chorus rejects her pledge by telling her that "no one cares" about her.


Hillary Clinton has short, blonde hair, blonde eyebrows, and abnormally large buttocks. She was shown in a long sleeve, thick collar, light brown shirt, and brown pants. Later on in "Member Berries" her hair has slightly gotten whiter and wears a blue shirt. In "The Damned" she is wearing a red shirt.


In "The Snuke", she is manipulative, using the fact that she "came from a small town" to get South Park's citizens to vote for her in the 2008 Presidential race. Though she is sometimes shown to be stupid as she continues to say "My opponent is a liar and can not be trusted", due to her advisors telling her to say it before, even though Mr. Garrison is giving her the power.



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Minor Characters from Season Eleven
Abraham Lincoln | Alex Hart | Allison | Angelina Jolie | Baahir Hassan Abdul Hakeem | Bill Donohue | Bono | Bradley | Charles Kincade | Chris Hansen | Cinderella | Council of Nine | Dr. David Nelson | Dr. Zonder | Emir Hadi | European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board | Frank Waters | Freddy Krueger | Gandalf the Grey | Glen | Glinda the Good Witch | Hare Club for Men | Hillary Clinton | Hillbilly Brigade | Jake Jabs | Jay Cutler | Jesse Jackson | Kelly Mayfield | Luke Skywalker | ManBearPig | Mayor of Imaginationland | Michael Bay | M. Night Shyamalan | Morpheus | Mr. Donaldson | Mr. Hakeem | Mrs. Hakeem | Nelly | Pastor Phillips | Pat Sajak | Patty Nelson | Pope Benedict XVI | Popeye | Professor Teabag | Queen Elizabeth II | Rauf Xerxes | Rita Struthers | Ron Zappolo | Ryan | Snarf | Stormtroopers | Strawberry Shortcake | Substitute Teacher | Thad Jarvis | The Lollipop King | Thomas | Tom Shane | Travis Mayfield | The Ugly Kids | Tumon | Vanna White | Vice President Greg | Vladimir Stolfsky | Wario | Wonder Woman | Zeus

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