"Help Me Buy Chinpokomon" is a song by Eric Cartman featured in the Season Three episode, "Chinpokomon".
Background
Eric Cartman becomes so desperate for a chance to go to the Chinpokomon camp, he resorts to playing a guitar and singing on the street for money.
Lyrics
Come on, brothers and sisters
We've all got to join together
Join together and give me money
So I can buy more Chinpokomon!
We've got to stop this fight and...