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"Help Me Buy Chinpokomon" is a song by Eric Cartman featured in the Season Three episode, "Chinpokomon".

Background

Eric Cartman becomes so desperate for a chance to go to the Chinpokomon Camp, he resorts to playing a guitar and singing on the street for money.

Lyrics

Come on, brothers and sisters
We've all got to join together
Join together and give me money
So I can buy more Chinpokomon!
We've got to stop this fight and...


Songs from Season Three
Auld Lang Syne | Believe | Carol of the Bells | Christmas Medley | Christmas Time in Hell | Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel | Falling Away from Me | Getting Gay With Kids | Got to Buy Chinpokomon | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Help Me Buy Chinpokomon | Holy Diver | Home School Miracle | I Am Chewbacca | I Hate You Guys | I Saw Three Ships | Kumbaya | Love Bug | Merry Fucking Christmas | Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo | My Country Tis of Thee | O Holy Night | O Tannenbaum | Rebecca's Song | Sexual Harassment Panda | Shelly, Shelly | Silver Bells | Sleigh Ride | Soaring So High | The Brown Note | The Menstrual Cycle Song | The Morning After | Turds! | Wild Wild West Rap | You and Me, Girl

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Three | Season Three

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