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For other uses, see Heather (Disambiguation).

Heather Swanson, formerly Blade Jaggart, is a character that appeared as the main antagonist in the Season Twenty-Three episode "Board Girls", in which she competes in the "Strong Woman Competition" after identifying as a female two weeks prior to the event. She is the ex-boyfriend of Strong Woman.


Heather Swanson is very muscular and has bulging veins visible on her arms. She has long, brown hair complemented with an abundant beard and mustache. She also wears a Stetson on her head as well as a pair of sunglasses. She wears a belt, boots, and a tank top along with studded gloves and an elbow sleeve over her left arm. She has a rubber, skimpy undergarment made of possible spandex that barely contains her genitals.


Heather first appeared in "Board Girls", where she competed in the "Strong Woman Competition" and won 1st place. After her win, she afterward continued to stalk and harass Strong Woman and PC Principal.

Heather makes a brief cameo appearance at the beginning of "Turd Burglars", where she can be seen among the women at Sheila Broflovski's meeting at the South Park Community Center.



  • "I'm here to kick some fuckin' ass!"
  • "Transphobe!"
  • "Ooh, yeah! Fuck yeah!"


  • Heather's physical appearance and speaking mannerisms are based on the late professional wrestler, "Macho Man" Randy Savage.
  • Heather's last name "Swanson" is a reference to the actual strongest woman in the world, Becca Swanson.
  • Though it has yet to be confirmed, Heather Swanson is believed to be voiced by Diedrich Bader. Bader also voiced Tom Nelson, A.K.A Bat Dad, from the Season 9 episode "The Losing Edge". This character sounded and behaved similarly to Heather Swanson, and was also based on a professional wrestler (Leon Allen White, better known as Vader).
  • After getting invited to talk as a motivational speaker to the student body of South Park Elementary, Heather takes the stage while South Korean girl group 2NE1's song "I Am The Best " is being played as an entrance song.
Minor Characters from Season Twenty-Three

Alejandro White | Baby Yoda | Big Mesquite Murph | Chinese Court Judges | Chinese Customs Officers | Chinese Shopkeeper | Clark Malkinson | Danny Ray Johnson | Dave (ICE Officer) | David Perry | Ellen Malkinson | Goo Man | Heather Swanson | Immigrant Kids | Immigration and Customs Enforcement | Jeff Corrigan | Mabel Gonzalez | Michael, Kurt, Bill, and Dave | MMA Host | Mrs. Gray | Mulan | Panamanian Padengo Pequeño | Piglet | Rudy Giuliani | Sophie Gray | Sounderoos | Stormtroopers (First Order) | Tom Brady | Tom Brady Publicist | The Mummy | Thor | Vegan Boy | Winnie the Pooh
More information: Season Twenty-Three | List of Minor Characters from Season Twenty-Three

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