Gordon Stoltski was a third grader who used to read the morning announcements for South Park Elementary. He first appeared in the Season Nine episode, "Ginger Kids", and made his final appearance in the Season Thirteen episode, "Dances with Smurfs".
Gordon was one of the discriminated children in "Ginger Kids". When Eric Cartman was tricked into believing he too was ginger, he recruited Gordon and many other ginger children to participate in a pro-ginger rally.
In "Fatbeard", Eric Cartman formed a pirate crew, calling for all the children interested to join him. In his basement, Butters Stotch, Kevin Stoley, Clyde Donovan, Ike Broflovski, and Gordon all meet, hoping to become pirates. Once he enters the room, Cartman rejects Gordon for being ginger.
In "Dances with Smurfs", a man believing Gordon was a 40 year old truck driver, who was having an affair with his wife, barged in to the school and killed a faculty member. After an unsuccessful attempt at convincing the assailant that he was a 3rd Grader, Gordon was shot and killed. The man then committed suicide, shortly after noting that all parties involved were now deceased.
Gordon is a typical ginger with pale white skin, freckles around his eyes, exaggerated orange lips, and red curly hair.
- "Ginger Kids" - Debut appearance.
- "Fatbeard" - Approved by Butters, Clyde and Kevin to join their pirate crew, but rejected by Eric Cartman due to him being ginger.
- "Dances with Smurfs" - Final appearance.