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The Goo Man is a character who appeared in the Season Twenty-Three episode "Let Them Eat Goo".


The Goo Man wears a brown western hat and has black hair along with black eyelashes. He has a mustache that matches the color of his hair and eyebrows. He wears a black suit along with a raisin Arizona colored shirt. He wears gray pants along with brown boots.


The Goo Man's name is completely unknown. He is the founder of a company named "Incredible Meat" a company that supplies plant-based food to schools and other businesses. He was called by PC Principal to help with South Park Elementary's controversy over their menu. According to him, his company transforms plants into goo and hence his name "Goo Man" was created. He owns multiple factories across the country and has trucks filled with Goo.

He tries to make other businesses in South Park to partner up with him into selling plant-based meats. He first goes to City Wok and tries to convince Tuong Lu Kim into selling his meats, promising to upgrade the restaurant's beefs into "incredible beefs", before realizing the existence of Tegridy Burger and leaves the restaurant without a deal. He manages to associate his company with Burger King as Rick is his "regional manager".


  • The Goo Man is a parody of Daniel Day-Lewis' character Daniel Plainview in the 2007 film There Will Be Blood. Plainview repeatedly refers to himself as an "oil man" throughout the film; the Goo Man's final speech describing his business operation is based on Plainview's speech at the end of the film, where he uses false claims about building schools and roads to manipulate the townspeople.


Minor Characters from Season Twenty-Three

Alejandro White | Baby Yoda | Big Mesquite Murph | Chinese Court Judges | Chinese Customs Officers | Chinese Shopkeeper | Clark Malkinson | Danny Ray Johnson | Dave (ICE Officer) | David Perry | Ellen Malkinson | Goo Man | Heather Swanson | Immigrant Kids | Immigration and Customs Enforcement | Jeff Corrigan | Mabel Gonzalez | Michael, Kurt, Bill, and Dave | MMA Host | Mrs. Gray | Mulan | Panamanian Padengo Pequeño | Piglet | Rudy Giuliani | Sophie Gray | Sounderoos | Stormtroopers (First Order) | Tom Brady | Tom Brady Publicist | The Mummy | Thor | Vegan Boy | Winnie the Pooh
More information: Season Twenty-Three | List of Minor Characters from Season Twenty-Three