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"German Dance" is a song Eric Cartman sings to Chef in the Season Two episode, "Chef Aid".


Eric Cartman performs this song and dance for Chef, while the boys are trying to console him after he loses the lawsuit over the copyright of his song "Stinky Britches". Mr. Big Record Producer is shown taking all of Chef's belongings in payment of the two million dollars he now owes.

Cartman attempts to raise money for Chef by performing the dance for the public, though passersby not only do not enjoy the performance but actually appear to be visibly enraged by it.



I will do the German dance for you
It's fun and gay and tra-la-la
I hope you will enjoy my dance
Fiddle-e-aye, fiddle-e-aye ay
Would you like some sauerkraut, German boy, German boy?
Yes, I'd like some sauerkraut..

Songs from Season Two
All That She Wants | Ave Maria | Bingo | Brad Logan | Bubblegoose | Cheddar Cheese Girl | Cheesy Poofs Theme Song | Chocolate Salty Balls | Come Sail Away | Conjoined Twin Song | Dodgeball Song | Footloose | German Dance | Happy Holiday | Hark! The Herald Angels Sing | Hava Nagila | Huntin' and Killin' | Hush, Little Baby | I Can See Clearly Now | I'm a Believer | In the Ghetto | It's a Rockin' World | Jimmy Crack Corn | Love Is a Battlefield | My Best Friends | Nearer, My God, to Thee | Nothing From Nothing | Nowhere to Run | O Canada | Over the River and Through the Woods | Piece of Meat | Runaway, Come Home | She Works Hard for the Money | Simultaneous | Stars and Stripes Forever | Stinky Britches | Swingset, Swingset | The Rainbow | The Sign | Time of the Season | Underpants Gnomes Work Song | Wake Up Wendy

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Two | Season Two