George R. R. Martin

George R. R. Martin
Character Information
Gender	Male
Race	Caucasian
Hair	Gray
Age	75
Date of Birth	September 20, 1948
Occupation	Fantasy novelist
Religion	Agnostic
Voiced by	Matt Stone
Appearances
First	"A Song of Ass and Fire"
Final	"Titties and Dragons"

George Raymond Richard Martin is an American author best known as the writer of the fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire, which is the basis of the television series Game of Thrones. He was featured in the Season Seventeen episodes, "A Song of Ass and Fire" and "Titties and Dragons".

Background

Wizard Eric sends Paladin Butters and Scott Malkinson to George Martin's house in a fact-finding mission on the outcome of the TV series Game of Thrones. The mission was to enable Wizard Cartman the upper hand in getting Xbox Ones before anyone else on Black Friday. When Butters and Scott reach George's house, he annoys the two boys with his predilections rather than divulging anything that the boys need to complete their quest. After a literal "song and dance" the two boys have had enough and try to leave. Paladin Butters discloses his motivation to which George obliges by postponing Black Friday until December 6.

In "Titties and Dragons", George, who is supposed to cut the ribbon in front of the South Park Mall to officially start Black Friday, stalls by talking about wieners to the crowd. An annoyed man cuts his penis off and then the ribbon, allowing the crowd into the mall.

Appearance

George Raymond Richard Martin is stocky, has a grey beard, and a thick nose. He wears a black captains hat and glasses. He also wears a blue flannel shirt with suspenders and black shoes.

Personality

George seems to be infatuated with penises, as he writes about them incessantly in Game of Thrones, goes on and on about them in conversation, and even shows his own penis (off-camera) to Butters and Scott. He also has his house filled with things that resemble penises and conducts a choir in a song about penises.

Martin is also shown to be a profligate liar, as he constantly promises things he has no intention of delivering, like pizzas and book sequels.