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'''George Raymond Richard Martin''' is an American author best known as the writer of the fantasy series ''A Song of Fire and Ice'', which is the basis of the television series ''Game of Thrones''. He was featured in the [[Season Seventeen]] episode, "[[A Song of Ass and Fire]]".
 
'''George Raymond Richard Martin''' is an American author best known as the writer of the fantasy series ''A Song of Fire and Ice'', which is the basis of the television series ''Game of Thrones''. He was featured in the [[Season Seventeen]] episode, "[[A Song of Ass and Fire]]".
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==Background==
 
==Background==
[[Eric Cartman|Wizard Eric]] sends [[Butters Stotch|Paladin Butters]] and [[Scott Malkinson]] to George Martin's house in a fact finding mission on the outcome of the TV series ''Game of Thrones''. The mission was to enable Wizard Cartman the upper hand in getting Xbox Ones before anyone else on Black Friday. When Butters and Scott reach George's house, He annoys the two boys with his predilections rather than divulge anything that they boys needed to complete their quest. After a literal "song and dance" the two boys have had enough and try to leave. Sir Butters discloses his motivation to which George obliges by postponing Black Friday until December 6th.
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[[Eric Cartman|Wizard Eric]] sends [[Butters Stotch|Paladin Butters]] and [[Scott Malkinson]] to George Martin's house in a fact-finding mission on the outcome of the TV series ''Game of Thrones''. The mission was to enable Wizard Cartman the upper hand in getting Xbox Ones before anyone else on Black Friday. When Butters and Scott reach George's house, He annoys the two boys with his predilections rather than divulge anything that the boys needed to complete their quest. After a literal "song and dance" the two boys have had enough and try to leave. Paladin Butters discloses his motivation to which George obliges by postponing Black Friday until December 6th.
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==Appearance==
 
==Appearance==
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George Raymond Richard Martin is stocky, has a gray beard, and a thick nose. He wears a black hat and glasses. he also wears a blue flannel shirt with suspenders and black shoes.
(coming soon)
 
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==Personality==
 
==Personality==
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George seems to be infatuated with penises as he keeps writing them into Game of Thrones and how he seems to go on and on about them. He also has his house fitted with things that resemble penises.
(coming soon)
 
 
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[[Category:Adult characters]]

Revision as of 21:48, 22 November 2013


George Raymond Richard Martin is an American author best known as the writer of the fantasy series A Song of Fire and Ice, which is the basis of the television series Game of Thrones. He was featured in the Season Seventeen episode, "A Song of Ass and Fire".

Background

Wizard Eric sends Paladin Butters and Scott Malkinson to George Martin's house in a fact-finding mission on the outcome of the TV series Game of Thrones. The mission was to enable Wizard Cartman the upper hand in getting Xbox Ones before anyone else on Black Friday. When Butters and Scott reach George's house, He annoys the two boys with his predilections rather than divulge anything that the boys needed to complete their quest. After a literal "song and dance" the two boys have had enough and try to leave. Paladin Butters discloses his motivation to which George obliges by postponing Black Friday until December 6th.

Appearance

George Raymond Richard Martin is stocky, has a gray beard, and a thick nose. He wears a black hat and glasses. he also wears a blue flannel shirt with suspenders and black shoes.

Personality

George seems to be infatuated with penises as he keeps writing them into Game of Thrones and how he seems to go on and on about them. He also has his house fitted with things that resemble penises.