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George Raymond Richard Martin is an American author best known as the writer of the fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire, which is the basis of the television series Game of Thrones. He was featured in the Season Seventeen episodes, "A Song of Ass and Fire" and "Titties and Dragons".


Wizard Eric sends Paladin Butters and Scott Malkinson to George Martin's house in a fact-finding mission on the outcome of the TV series Game of Thrones. The mission was to enable Wizard Cartman the upper hand in getting Xbox Ones before anyone else on Black Friday. When Butters and Scott reach George's house, he annoys the two boys with his predilections rather than divulging anything that the boys need to complete their quest. After a literal "song and dance" the two boys have had enough and try to leave. Paladin Butters discloses his motivation to which George obliges by postponing Black Friday until December 6.

In "Titties and Dragons", George, who is supposed to cut the ribbon in front of the South Park Mall to officially start Black Friday, stalls by talking about wieners to the crowd. An annoyed man cuts his penis off and then the ribbon, allowing the crowd into the mall.


George Raymond Richard Martin is stocky, has a grey beard, and a thick nose. He wears a black captains hat and glasses. He also wears a blue flannel shirt with suspenders and black shoes.


George seems to be infatuated with penises, as he writes about them incessantly in Game of Thrones, goes on and on about them in conversation, and even shows his own penis (off-camera) to Butters and Scott. He also has his house filled with things that resemble penises and conducts a choir in a song about penises.

Martin is also shown to be a profligate liar, as he constantly promises things he has no intention of delivering, like pizzas and book sequels.


Writer Celebrities
Allen GinsbergEdgar Allan PoeGeorge R. R. MartinHunter S. ThompsonJim LehrerL. Ron HubbardRichard DawkinsSir John Harington
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Minor Characters from Season Seventeen

Aaron Hagen | Alec Baldwin | Anderson Cooper | Cable Company Worker | Canadian Therapist | Chief Joe | Coach Miles | Cody | Corey Lanskin | DMV Workers | Edgar Allan Poe | George R. R. Martin | George Zimmerman | Ginger Cow | Howard Flannigan | Jehovah's Witnesses | Man with Brown Jacket | Michael's Parents | Mr. Biggle | Mr. Hagen | Mrs. Zimmerman | National Security Agency | Nelly's Mom | Niles Lawson | Obese Woman Shopper | Old Cap | Pat Conners | Princess Kenny | Rick | Rick Tellmore | Ryan | Sarah Flannigan | Sinéad O'Connor | Steve Ballmer | Tammy Thompson | Terry | Terry's Wife | The Sony President | Thompson | Unnamed Black Vampire | Van Halen | Yo Gabba Gabba
More information: Season Seventeen | List of Minor Characters from Season Seventeen