Lucas is featured prominently in the episode, "Free Hat", in which he and Steven Spielberg release updated versions of Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark. Lucas appears as a lacky for Spieldberg, who follows his 'master's' lead without question. At one point the boys confront Lucas and remind him how he himself had been against the changing and updating of movies when other directors had been colorizing old black & white films. Lucas began to waver and almost gave up the original film to the boys, until Spielberg arrived, causing Lucas to return to his lacky-position. His head later exploded during the viewing of Raiders of the Lost Ark, due to how much it sucked.
In the episode, "The China Probrem", Lucas and Spielberg apparently survived their initial encounter with the boys (or at least pulled a Kenny and were resurrected through unknown means). Upon making Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, the general public (with the exception of Butters) are horrified by the film, feeling that Lucas and Spielberg raped their beloved character Indiana Jones. As a result, the boys file a lawsuit against Lucas and Spielberg for class-1 rape. When the police arrive to arrest them, they find that Lucas and Spielberg and gang-raping a Star Wars Storm Trooper, and later inform the boys that they found the dead raped bodies of Short Round and Yoda in the basement at Skywalker Ranch.
Throughout the episode, various versions of Lucas is seen during the rape-vision had by people who saw the films. Each version is a parody of the films Boys Don't Cry (lines only), The Accused, and Deliverance. Lucas' primary appearance however, was completely redesigned from his previous appearance in "Free Hat".
- While Free Hat portrays Spielberg as the mastermind behind the edits, with Lucas reluctantly going along, in real life the two directors' attitudes ended up being the other way around. Steven Spielberg later stated that editing E.T. was a huge mistake and vowed never to do such a thing again, while Lucas has seen numerous edits made to the original trilogy since this episode and has stated more may well occur.