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Geoff Hamill is president of Vagisil products who appears in the Season Fourteen episode "Poor and Stupid".

Background[]

Geoff created Vagisil for his wife Patty, whom he degrades in public, by telling everyone about her poor hygiene. After seeing Eric Cartman, who made himself stupid by eating Vagisil and stealing a NASCAR to race, hires him to drive his stock car in the next NASCAR race for promotional purposes.

Appearance[]

Geoff wears a grey/blue suit, red sweater, and a white formal shirt with a black tie. He has a short, gray beard, no mustache, and combed black hair.

Family[]

Patty Hamill[]

Patty is Geoff Hamill's belittled wife. Because of all of the unwitting verbal abuse her husband has put upon her, she leaves him by stealing Jimmie Johnson's stock-car and as a result, beats Cartman in the race. This causes Geoff to breakdown and cry for all the lost publicity of his product.

Trivia[]

  • Vagisil was, in reality, founded by Ivan Combe; While Vagisil is a real product, Geoff Hamill is entirely fictional.

Quotes[]

  • Geoff Hamill: "Young man, your NASCAR stunt has brought a lot of attention to Vagisil and honestly, I don't know how to thank you."
  • Geoff Hamill:" "Vagisil is very excited to be a part of the NASCAR phenomenon, Chris. You know, I first created Vagisil to try and help my wife, Patty. She is my Muse, my flame. Wherever Patty goes her smile lights up the room. Her vagina, on the other hand, clears the room and makes it uninhabitable for weeks.
  • Geoff Hamill:" "Vagisil is a company that really stands behind its product, Chris. We want women to know that Vagisil is effective, safe for use every day. Every. Day. Every. Day. ...And available nationwide."

References[]


Minor Characters from Season Fourteen
Al Roker | Alton Brown | Angus T. Jones | Arnold Schwarzenegger | Ben Roethlisberger | Billy Miller | Billy Thompson | Bobby Flay | Cajun Shrimp Merchant | Captain Hindsight | Charlie Sheen | Colonel Sanders | Cthulhu | Cthulhu Cult Leader | Dale Earnhardt Jr. | Danica Patrick | David Duchovny | Dr. Chinstrap | Droopy Dog | Elin Nordegren | Elmer Fudd | Geoff Hamill | Grandma Marsh | Guy Fieri | Human Beaky Buzzard | Human Pete Puma | Isayah Zordon | Jimmie Johnson | Joe and Teresa Giudice | Jamie Oliver | Jeff Gordon | Jimmie Johnson | Justin Bieber | Kardashians | Kip Drordy | Kokujon Man | Leonardo DiCaprio | Matt Hasselbeck | Matt Kenseth | Matt Lauer | Matthew Broderick | Matthew Klinner | Meredith Vieira | Michael Douglas | Morgan Freeman | Mr. and Mrs. Drordy | Mr. Needlebaum | Mr. Yelman | Patty Hamill | Paula Deen | Profile Stan Marsh | Ranger Pete | Rebecca | Sarah Jessica Parker | Snooki | Steve | Tardicaca Camp Counselors | Tardicaca Indians | Tardicaca Shark | Tiger Woods | Tim Burton | Tony Hayward | Tony Kornheiser | Tony Stewart | Washcloth | Wizard Alien | Woodsy Owl

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Fourteen | Season Fourteen

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