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The Geeky Computer Guys (also called the Star Trek Nerds) are two male college students who sometimes help out the boys in times of trouble. They have shown to be useful and talented in both science as well as special effects, but also to get into squabbles with each other over trivial things, such as the number of episodes in Star Trek: The Original Series.


They made their first appearance in "Fourth Grade", where they build two time machines for the boys, in order to return to the third grade.

They reappeared briefly in "Freak Strike", where they helped the boys attach a set of prosthetic testes to Butters' chin so he can go on the Maury Povich show, in exchange for an edited copy of Star Wars Episode I: the Phantom Menace.

They were also seen worshipping with the Cult of Cthulhu in "Mysterion Rises".

In "Cock Magic", they appeared in the background watching the Magic: The Gathering (CCG) game at the Hobby store.


Both of the nerds wear sandals and round-framed glasses. The first nerd wears light blue shorts, a navy blue shirt with the words "Resistance is futile!" written in green, and a green coat. He has long blond hair in the style of a ponytail.

The other nerd wears green pants, a black shirt with the words "Yeah, resistance is futile!" written in red, and a black wrist brace. He has short brown hair, which is receding, and has a brown mustache and beard.



  • According to Kyle, they are college students who live next door to him.
  • In the DVD commentary for "Fourth Grade", Matt Stone confirms that they are based on the two "systems guys", Sean Laverty and J. J. Franzen. The blonde is based on Sean, and the brunette on JJ, whose website avatar looks similar.
  • In their first appearance, "Fourth Grade" they make a number of Star Trek references. Beyond their debut episode, Resistance is Futile, written on both of their shirts, is a phrase used by the Borg from Star Trek: The Next Generation and later series, usually when threatening assimilation into the collective.


Minor Characters from Season Four
5th graders | Alice | Alinicia | Amber Hankey | Autumn Hankey | Bill Cosby | Billy | Billy Circlovich | Billy Harris | Boy with Huge Glasses | Cartman Impostor | Chad | Chad's Parents | Charlie Rose | Cheech and Chong | Chris | Christina Aguilera | Cornwallis Hankey | Dr. Roberts | Dr. Shay | Escaped Convict | Estella | Fidel Castro | Filmore Anderson | Fingerbang | Flora Larsen | Geeky Computer Guys | The Ghetto Avenue Boys | Gobbles | Hansen | Herbert Pocket | Horace Sanders | Howard Stern | James Taylor | Jeffrey Maynard | Jenny | Jenny's Parents | Joe Gargery | Johnny Knoxville | JonBenét Ramsey | Lamond | Linda Cotner | Loogie | Loogie's Associates | Mall Manager | Mark Cotner | Miss Havisham | Miss Information | Mr. Harris | Mr. Sanders | Mr. Wyland | Mrs. Anderson | Mrs. Joe Gargery | Mrs. Harris | Mrs. Sanders | Mrs. Vladchik | NAMBLA | Pete Thelman | Phil Collins | Quaid | Quintuplets | Rich Kid in Cherry Creek | Rick and Susan Tyler | Rick Watts | Robby | Romanian Father | Romanian Guards | Romper Stomper | Rookie Security Guard | Rosie O'Donnell | Sally Bands | Scott Evans | Security Guard | Simon Hankey | Sister Anne | Steve | Tom Foley | Tom Green | Tony | Ugly Girl | VH1 Anchor | Walter Matthau | Weasel | Woman with Pink Dress

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Four | Season Four