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Gary Condit was a congressman in the U.S. House of Representatives from 1989 to 2003.


Gary Condit has grey hair, a wrinkled face, and high cheek bones. He smiles throughout his appearance in "Butters' Very Own Episode". He wears a blue suit and tie.


Gary Condit is portrayed as a liar in "Butters' Very Own Episode" as he claims that "Some Puerto Rican Guy" was actually the person who had an affair with Chandra Levy. This is likely a reference to Condit's initial denial that he had an affair with Levy, despite the vast amount of evidence against him.


Condit with the Ramseys and O.J. Simpson.

"Some Puerto Rican Guy"

After Stephen and Linda Stotch claim Butters was kidnapped by "Some Puerto Rican Guy", Gary Condit claims that "Some Puerto Rican Guy" was the person who had an affair with Levy.

John and Patricia Ramsey

Condit joins the Ramseys for lunch. The Ramseys claim to believe that their daughter was also murdered by "Some Puerto Rican Guy".

O.J. Simpson

O.J. Simpson is also present at the restaurant with Condit and the Ramseys. He claims that "Some Puerto Rican Guy" was responsible for the murders for which Simpson was notoriously tried and acquitted.

Stephen and Linda Stotch

Stephen and Linda have lunch with Condit, the Ramseys, and O.J. Condit and the others chant that the Stotches are "one of [them]." Later, Condit is present at the press conference where the Stoches announce that they invented "Some Puerto Rican Guy".



Minor Characters from Season Five
The Afghan Boys | Barbara Garthunk | Buddha | Carrie Quinn Dolan | Cher and Sonny Bono | David Blaine | Donald Trump | Drew Carey | Dr. Larry | Ed Sullivan | Enrique Iglesias | Excalibur barker | Excalibur sorcerer | Fleetwood Mac | Frank Fun | Gary Condit | Geldon | George W. Bush | Gloria Allred | GS-401 | IRS agents | Jack Tenorman | Jada Pinkett Smith | John and Patricia Ramsey | The Knights of Standards and Practices | Kobe Bryant | Krishna | Kyle Schwartz | Lao Tse | Laura Bush | Madonna | Mr. Farnickle | Mr. Grazier | Mrs. Farnickle | Mrs. Tenorman | Muhammad | O.J. Simpson | Old Farmer | Osama bin Laden | Predator | Radiohead | Sam, David, and Chris | Scott and Tyler | Seaman | Snoop Dogg | Some Puerto Rican guy | Stephen and Martha Thompson | Steven | Super Best Friends | Ted | Will Smith | Zytar

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