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"Fuck tha Police" by California rap group N.W.A. was played in the Season Nineteen episode "Naughty Ninjas".


When the Park County Police Force refuse to address the homeless problem in SoDoSoPa, the townsfolk protest outside the police headquarters.


Right about now, N.W.A. court is in full effect
Judge Dre presiding
In the case of N.W.A. vs. the Police Department
Prosecuting attorneys are M.C. Ren, Ice Cube
And Eazy-motherfucking-E

Order, order, order
Ice Cube, take the motherfucking stand
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth
And nothing but the truth so help your black ass?

You goddamn right!

Well won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck the police
Coming straight from the underground
A young n***a got it bad 'cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
To be beating on, and thrown in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fucking with me 'cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every n***a is selling narcotics

You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rolling in the Benzo
Beat the police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still getting' swoll off bread and water

I don't know if they fags or what
Search a n***a down and grabbing his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
'cause they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showing out for the white cop

Ice Cube will swarm
On any motherfucker in a blue uniform
Just 'cause I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young n***a on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dying in LA
Yo Dre, I got something to say

Fuck the police (4X)

Pull your god damn ass over right now
Aww shit, now what the fuck you pulling me over for?
Cause I feel like it!
Just sit your ass on the curb and shut the fuck up!
Man, fuck this shit!
Aight, smartass, I'm taking your black ass to jail!

M.C. Ren, will you please give your testimony to the jury about this fucked up incident?

Fuck the police and Ren said it with authority
because the n***as on the street is a majority.
A gang, is with whoever I'm stepping
and the motherfucking weapon
is kept in a stash box, for the so-called law
wishing Ren was a n***a that they never saw

Lights start flashing behind me
But they're scared of a n***a so they mace me to blind me
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
Because it gives em a hint not to step in my path

To the police I'm saying fuck you punk
Reading my rights and shit, it's all junk Pulling out a silly club, so you stand
With a fake ass badge and a gun in your hand

But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it punk, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a kick your ass
But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime
But I'm a smoke em now, and not next time

Smoke any motherfucker that sweats me
Or any asshole that threatens me
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Taking out a cop or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfucking villain that's mad
With potential to get bad as fuck
So I'm a turn it around
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound
Ya, something like that, but it all depends on the size of the gat

Taking out a police would make my day
But a n***a like Ren don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the police (4X)

Yo man, what you need?
Police, open now. We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest. Get down and put your hands up where I can see em.
What the fuck did I do, man what did I do?
Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass on the floor!
But I didn't do shit!
Man just shut the fuck up!

Eazy-E, won't you step up to the stand
and tell the jury how you feel abou this bullshit?

I'm tired of the motherfucking jacking
Sweating my gang while I'm chilling in the shacking
Shining the light in my face, and for what
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt

I kick ass, or maybe 'cause I blast
On a stupid ass n***a when I'm playing with the trigger
Of any Uzi or an AK
'cause the police always got something stupid to say

They put up my picture with silence
'cause my identity by itself causes violence
The E with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a gangsta, but still I got flavor

Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?
A sucker in a uniform waiting to get shot,
By me, or another n***a.
and with a gat it don't matter if he's smaller or bigger
[M.C. Ren: Size don't mean shit, he's from the old school fool]

And as you all know, E's here to rule
Whenever I'm rolling, keep looking in the mirror
And there's no cue, yo, so I can hear a
Dumb motherfucker with a gun

And if I'm rolling off the 8, he'll be the one
That I take out, and then get away
And while I'm driving off laughing
This is what I'll say

Fuck the police (4X)

The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck,
whitebread, chickenshit muthafucka.
Wait, that's a lie! That's a goddamn lie!
Get him out of here!
I want justice!
Get him the fuck out my face!
I want justice!
Out right now!
Fuck you, you black motherfuckers!

Fuck the police (3X)

Songs from Season Nineteen
Amazing Grace | Bad To The Bone | Canadian Alphabet | Feels So Good | Fuck tha Police | Genius of Love | Got To Be Real | He's Got the Whole World in His Hands | Hear My Prayer | Indita Mia | In My Safe Space | PC Chant | Say Something | The Book of Love | The Safety Dance | The Yelper Special | U Can't Touch This | Watch Me (Whip-Nae Nae) | Where Has My Country Gone?

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Nineteen | Season Nineteen