"French Canada" is a song sung by the French Canadians in the Season Seven episode, "It's Christmas in Canada".
Background[]
The citizens of French Canada, which mainly reside in the province of Quebec, believe they are superior to other parts of Canada. Ironically, this song is sung by a mime, which is unusual because they are traditionally not supposed to speak while performing.
Lyrics[]
French Canadians:
There's no Canada like French Canada,
It's the best Canada in the land.
The other Canada is hardly Canada.
If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.
There's no Canada like French Canada.
It's the best Canada in the land.
And the other Canada is a bullshit Canada!
If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.
French Canadian Mime:
I think you'd understand.
You understand.